Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
Originally posted by mgazak
Please don't remind me that represents my state (like she even cares about New Yorkers).
Please don't remind me that represents my state (like she even cares about New Yorkers).
I'm sorry, but I see the second idea happening, no effort to get he out.
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
A stock broker, on his way home from work in NY City, came to a dead
> halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
> >than usual. Nothing's moving."
> >
> >He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
> >cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold
> >up?"
> >
> >The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all
> >the New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her
> >motorcade in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse
> >herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is
> >running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to
> >forget about the presidency in 2004. So we're taking up a collection
> >for her."
> >
> >The broker asks "Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
> >
> >The officer replies "A little over 6 gallons , but a lot of folks are
> >still siphoning."
> halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
> >than usual. Nothing's moving."
> >
> >He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
> >cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold
> >up?"
> >
> >The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all
> >the New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her
> >motorcade in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse
> >herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is
> >running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to
> >forget about the presidency in 2004. So we're taking up a collection
> >for her."
> >
> >The broker asks "Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
> >
> >The officer replies "A little over 6 gallons , but a lot of folks are
> >still siphoning."
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
A couple of months after the election I was in NY delivering a load of medical supplies and I got to talking about the election with a gal who worked at the warehouse. Her comment was that "NY STATE didn't elect Hillary, NY CITY did!"
...The officer replies "A little over 6 gallons , but a lot of folks are still siphoning.
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
I got one for you
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a N.Y. country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a N.Y. country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
Isn't it interesting that when she does run she will be starting her bid for presidency on a lie? "I am not interested in running for president". "I will not accept a nomination", "I will not run for president". Think she's taking a page from bill's playbook? Just lie to the idiot masses, they'll never know the difference.
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
Bill lied his butt off when he denied his sexual contact with women outside of their marriage before the first election/term.
She went on TV and stood behind him 100%, denying it ever happened and blamed it on the other party and evil press (the press is very liberal)
Later when she was explaining how she felt about the results of the DNA tests on Monica's dress, she stated that Bill has had a long term sexual addiction (or problem of some sort) and she thought is was over long ago.
So, in her own words she is much less than truthful. Remember now, this comment goes to the point of us having the right to truthful answers from a politician, not our right to have/know sexual details and infidelities in their sad marriage.
She went on TV and stood behind him 100%, denying it ever happened and blamed it on the other party and evil press (the press is very liberal)
Later when she was explaining how she felt about the results of the DNA tests on Monica's dress, she stated that Bill has had a long term sexual addiction (or problem of some sort) and she thought is was over long ago.
So, in her own words she is much less than truthful. Remember now, this comment goes to the point of us having the right to truthful answers from a politician, not our right to have/know sexual details and infidelities in their sad marriage.
Last edited by 1997RangerXLT; 07-08-2003 at 07:09 AM.
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
Originally posted by RickDill1
I hate to tell yall hillary is our next president. Scary aint it.
I hate to tell yall hillary is our next president. Scary aint it.
But you never know. If she is pressured into running, the white hot spot light of the public eye will be upon her and the political pundints will be asking her why she changed her mind. Unless something goes wrong with the republican party, she will do better holding off for now.
The spot light is on her now with her book tour. Coinsidence? Bills book is due out in 04. Coinsidcence? They sure suck up the political oxygen from whatever democrat is trying to gain national attention for their presidental run in 04 don't they? Consider the following.
I think if she can hold on to her senate seat she will try in 08. Hill and Bill probably both hope for a GWB win in Nov. 04 so she wont have to go up against the dem. incumbent in 08. Not only would it look bad and devide the dem. party, but it would confirm suspisions about how they are obcessed with political power. I wouldn't be suprised if the DNC is also hoping for the same thing. So, the sacrafical lamb will be whoever is the democratic pick is for 04 and anyone of those guys would qualify. But if she can't hold on to her senate seat, she will not have as easy a platform to jump from. 2012 is too far away. So if she is going to make a run for it, and she probably will, my guess is that she has two choices. Risk running now in 04 in which she will most likley loose big time. Or hope whe can hold on to her senate seat and jump in from there where the political waters will be in her favor. A risk no matter how you look at it.
Last edited by DailyDriver; 07-08-2003 at 07:35 AM.
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Never ceases to amaze me...Sen. Clinton
Hillary wants to be president. But she knows she aint gonna win againts Bush. She's gonna wait until 2008. But she does NOT want to have to run against an incumbent Democrat. (When was the last time an incumbent president failed to win their party nomination? Before most of us were alive.)
She and Bill are going to do what they can to see to it that Bush wins in 2004.
Hillary wants to be president.
Bill wants back in the White House cause then he can boink the interns and not get impeached!!
She and Bill are going to do what they can to see to it that Bush wins in 2004.
Hillary wants to be president.
Bill wants back in the White House cause then he can boink the interns and not get impeached!!
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