She'll be ridin' on a trailer when she comes..

She'll be sportin' widowmakers when she comes..

She'll have rust in the cab corners when she comes..

She'll bear scars from prior owners when she comes..

I'll be scratchin' cash together when she comes..

You take one down, you pass it around, 99 throttles and gears on the wall!


Nary a chicken one was injured in the making of this fun.

 

Oh come all ye FE's
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to the forum
Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Pickups;
O come, let us adore them,
O come, let us adore them,
O come, let us adore them,
and drive only Fords.

 

She'll be humming 8 flatty cylinders when she comes
She'll be double clutching when she comes
She'll be grinding crash box gears
She'll be grinding crash box gears
She'll be grinding crash box gears when she comes

 

You guys just hsad to be doin this when I got home.... Took a taxixi for the second time in my life.... Live 12 miles from town. Horvath I nhad both eyes closed. Cost me 50 bvucks, but way way cheap to the alternative. I hope all you more reliugious types can appreciate that we spent a few bucks, but had some christmas cheer and nobody died.,,,,,, I raised 4 kids, homeschooled and in na very religished manor and now they are who they are and my religious wife ran off with bthebneighbor and all the kids lived with me a nd tey are all productive citizens today. 4 kids 4 college grads and thbe lastg one is at the tech college folr welding

 

I SALUTE YOU SIR, My first wife ran off with my best friend 38 years ago and I still miss him.

 

It happened to me too... You know he was my best friend.... I no longer have her as extra baggage for 20 years... I've had custody of our daughter since she was 10 months old.

 

Thanks for sharing you guys. Mine happened 15 years ago, and they didn't exactly 'run off'. Wish they had. My ex and the guy still live on the same dirt road, just past my place. I got to buy her half of the place I built 32 years ago, and now it's grown to 10 acres. I had my kids all to myself, legal custody since they were 11,15 and 18. The youngest was only 5 and didn't understand or have much choice so he stayed with mom for the most part. Sorry about the drunken rant last night. Kind of embarrassing to read this morning. I am actually kind of new to drinking, but I'm figuring it out I hope. Got married last Spring to my amazing wife. Couldn't be happier. Now back to the songfest. These are AWESOME!

 

I half expected you to edit that this morning after you re-read it.

 

Great idea! But then the posts that follow wouldn't make much sense. I am , however going to edit this morning's post. Having reread it, it sounds like I bought half of my place to give her. I should have said 'I bought out her half of the place'.

 

You better do it quick before someone quotes you, I won't be so mean

 

Keep them guessing

 

Two things you got going for ya:
You moved on and raised the kids.
You took a cab.

You, sir, are alright in my book.

 

GB, cheers to you for raising your kids! And for taking the cab instead of driving after drinking. My first wife left when our daughter was 4, she wanted to get the house and any money and child support for herself and some guy. I fought her in court and got the house and custody, she took the money and the guy split.
My daughter is now 24 and a medical research scientist doing very well, my ex is living in a garage apt not too far away. My daughter eats lunch with her every other Saturday...
I think either of our stories could be a C&W song...

 

Wow, I feel sorry for you guys.... but it looks like it turns out OK in the end through your hard work! My wife and I have been married since 1985 and I am thankful for that and for her....

The country western song you propose could be like that one from years ago: "she got the mine and I got the shaft."

 

You know what you get if you play a country song backwards-- you get your dog back, your truck back and the wife back -- be careful