March MA BS thread - Beware the Ides of March
#38
Check these out boyz
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
You can have three, but no more. We will not feed your sadness.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Ken, Don. This means YOU!!!!
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
Say WHAT?!?!?!
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
AMEN!!!
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman made this one no doubt.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Boreing!!!
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
OH thats a HUGE problem here!!!
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
That makes perfect sence.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Heck NO!!!!
Quakers and witches are banned.
No duh!!!
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Just put them in the gun and take whatever you want.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
You can have three, but no more. We will not feed your sadness.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Ken, Don. This means YOU!!!!
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
Say WHAT?!?!?!
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
AMEN!!!
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman made this one no doubt.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Boreing!!!
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
OH thats a HUGE problem here!!!
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
That makes perfect sence.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Heck NO!!!!
Quakers and witches are banned.
No duh!!!
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Just put them in the gun and take whatever you want.
#40
Check these out boyz
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
You can have three, but no more. We will not feed your sadness.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Ken, Don. This means YOU!!!!
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
Say WHAT?!?!?!
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
AMEN!!!
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman made this one no doubt.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Boreing!!!
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
OH thats a HUGE problem here!!!
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
That makes perfect sence.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Heck NO!!!!
Quakers and witches are banned.
No duh!!!
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Just put them in the gun and take whatever you want.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
You can have three, but no more. We will not feed your sadness.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Ken, Don. This means YOU!!!!
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
Say WHAT?!?!?!
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
AMEN!!!
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman made this one no doubt.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Boreing!!!
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
OH thats a HUGE problem here!!!
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
That makes perfect sence.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Heck NO!!!!
Quakers and witches are banned.
No duh!!!
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Just put them in the gun and take whatever you want.