I'll trade with ya?

 

The money ain't always worth the pain.....

 

you get used to it.

 

Woohoo! I got my Lakewood engine stand back after about 2, maybe 3 years... Had to go collect it, but I got it.

 

Speakin' of.... I need to borrow an engine stand......

 

Why, shore'... There's just the lil' ole matter of the deposit & yew' can take it away...

Just lak the "free" loaner program they gots down at the parts house.

 

for the low low price of wayyyyyyy too much it's yours!

 

David >> I got everything jacked up high. She said the blood keeps rushing to her head.

 

Which reminds me of:

So this fellow dies & goes to hell...

He gets there & satan sez "you got 3 choices on how to spend eternity". He then proceeds to show the man 3 doors. Behind the first is all these imps & demons with with pitchforks, knives & such, poking, cutting & torturing all the damned.

The man sez "No thanks, what else you got?"

Behind the next door, they're consumed in eternal fire that never burns them up.

He sez "Naw, I don't like that either."

Behind the last door is all these nekid folks standing knee deep in **** smoking cigarettes...

The man thinks... hmmm, now this don't looks so bad, & tells satan "I think I'll take this one" and proceeds to wade in & fire up a smoke...

Couple minuets later a demon sticks his head in the door & and sez "All right yall', break times over, back on your heads"...

 

On the bright side, at least they get smoke breaks.....

 

Well we had a damn sight more weather than predicted yesterday & last night. More twisters & flash floods south. Prayers for those with damage, holes in their roof & those who live near water. Should count myself lucky my yard is just a swamp. But I still hate February.

 

Just a ton of rain at my place. Looks like God was fingerpainting on my driveway....

Oh, my old jon boat stays propped up on its side against a fence to keep critters from homing under it one way and to keep water out the other, since it doesn't have a plug to pull to drain it. Daggum if the wind didn't blow it over on its bottom and it is slap full of water from the last rain and then yesterday. Not quite sure how I'm gonna get it turned back over without a team of mules....

 

Siphon hose or buckets.

 

I'll bring Murphy and drag it over on its side. Ford power!

 

The ol' boat's not a Ford though. It's probly 100 years old. Not sure it would hold up to the strain of being pulled over with that much water in it....