I have a 2008 F-250 with 23,000 miles. It has two dash noises that come and go. One is in the middle of the dash and it sounds like a rat crawling around and the second is toward the passenger side and it sounds like a cricket chirping. HELP!

 

Lay some rat traps. Hopefully they will eat the crickets before you catch them......

Horrible attempt at humor.... My buddy's Mustang had some interesting noises coming from the dash. He found a place that sprayed foam back behind the dash and it got rid of all his critters and the Mustang is quiet now.