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BillyBob69 05-03-2008 11:43 PM

I actually rear ended someone when I read this one a few years back.......

(I'll prolly get slapped for it)...No offense anyone!!!!!

"If girls are made of sugar and spice, then why do they all smell like fish?"

totin_tools 05-03-2008 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by makomaker (Post 6113496)
"BUSH: love him or hate him...he's killed a ton of Arabs."

My fave so far


Have two that sort of goes with this theme and they are on my truck


Bush is a punk-ass chump :eek:

The other sticker says

When Clinton lied NOBODY died

weekendwarriorfsw32 05-04-2008 01:04 AM

" to close for missles switching to guns" LOL my dad saw it once and now he always says it. or " if you were going any slower you would be going back wards" lol :-missingt

bruce51d 05-04-2008 01:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeffthralls (Post 6113990)
I support roadh**d!! :-missingt Gets me every time.

yeah i have that on mine

maevans 05-04-2008 06:51 AM


Originally Posted by mongo75 (Post 6114533)
One that Maevans made for me says "I fight for America, so I buy American. Who are you fighting for"

I also want to make one that says "If I hear your rap, you'll hear my gun"

:-hijacked Danny, What color would you like. }>

Smokin' 05-04-2008 08:10 AM


Originally Posted by weekendwarriorfsw32 (Post 6114913)
" if you were going any slower you would be going back wards" lol :-missingt

I find this funny...only because, if this bumper sticker were on your truck, and someone was reading it, wouldn't it mean that YOU'RE the one going slow? :rolleyes:

That_Just_Happened 05-04-2008 09:15 AM

I got one that has a picture of hillary and a picture of obama...then right between them is says "the choice is clear...vote REPUBLICAN" hahaha

I really like that one about bush and the arabs...any idea where to get one?

nlemerise 05-04-2008 09:29 AM

On the back of my 53' foot Great Dane:

Jimmy Hoffa: Please call your dispatcher (I think you got to be old to understand that one)
and
Win a Ballon - Show me your boobs (it worked numerous times out on I-80)

On the rear window of my truck now:

Harry Reid does not speak for this Nevadan

and

OK Nevada, so who stole Harry Reid's huevos? (with a picture of that mongrel on it)

and

Want Socialism? Vote Democratic! (with the sickle and hammer of the old USSR - and boy does that one piss people off)

Johan01 05-04-2008 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by totin_tools (Post 6114754)
Have two that sort of goes with this theme and they are on my truck


Bush is a punk-ass chump :eek:

The other sticker says

When Clinton lied NOBODY died

Death before dishonor

Real trucks don't have spark plugs

monsterbaby 05-04-2008 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by farmb0y (Post 6114690)
It was on the back of a small Geo Tracker that said "Be patient! I'm pushing a big motorhome!" :-missingt
I just thought it was hilairous and had to get a picture. The wife didn't see as much humor in it as I did.

Ok your wife must not have much of a sense of humor I read this one and started cracking up so read it to my wife and 10 minutes later she still just starts chuckling when she thinks about it.

justblowin'smoke 05-04-2008 11:27 AM

i have one that says "ford makes it international shakes it"
i want to have one made that says "built ford though with cornbinder stuff"

bigsteve1969 05-04-2008 01:28 PM

DONT STEAL.. THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION.. i like that one and the other day i seen a dude with a sticker that said I CANT AFFORD GAS BUT I GOT 24's THANKS TAXPAYERS< thats for real i bout wanted to just run over him but i knew he wouldn't have insurance on nuthin but the rims

That_Guy 05-04-2008 01:52 PM

Farmboy- "Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms ...should be a convenvience store, not a government agency." That is one of the best things Ive ever heard.


Originally Posted by 2003 EXCURSION (Post 6114748)
Farmboy- I have a website saved that has a t-shirt for sale that says "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms ... Who's bringing the chips?"


Any chance I could get the link to that site?

powerstroke1869 05-04-2008 02:12 PM

alrite the best one that ive seen said... "Lifted cause fat chicks cant jump" and Billybob69 that sticker is hilarious cant stop laughing at it

outdoormaniac 05-04-2008 02:27 PM

"If you cant a(ford symbol) to RAM it, (Chev symbol) it up your a$$!"

"Are you having phone sex, or do you always drive like that?"


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