It has to be done...
Sorry but it has to be done.... :D :D
Q. What is the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine? A. You can get Players out of a cigarette machine Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto? A. None of them can play hockey |
Preppy's gonna get you.
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Its sadly true!
Here ya go Agent:D Four hockey fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their hockey team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Canadiens fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Great Montreal Canadiens!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Edmonton Oilers fan threw himself off the mountain shouting "This is for the Oilers!" Seeing this, the Toronto Maple Leafs fan walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Vancouver Canucks fan off the side of the mountain. |
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The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup: One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked: "Young man, are you not hot or bothered by this heat?" The man replied, "Oh no, not at all. I lived in downtown Ottawa and this weather is just like a typical July day in the city." Satan thought that this was not a good sign, so he rushed back to his office and turned up the heat in Hell another 100 degrees. Satisfied with himself, he again returned to the Lake of Fire to check on the young man. When he got there, the man was showing a few beads of sweat, but that was all. Again Satan asked the Ottawa native, "Are you hot and uncomfortable yet?" The young man looked up and said, "No, the temperature is just like a hot August day in Ottawa. I'm coping it just fine." Satan decided that he had to do something drastic to make this man's stay in Hell unpleasant. He went back to his office, turned the heat all the way down, and then turned up the air conditioning. The temperature in Hell quickly dropped well below zero. As he approached the Lake of Fire, he noticed that it was now frozen over. He also saw the young man jumping up and down wildly, waving his arms and yelling into the air. "This looks promising!" thought Satan. Coming closer, he finally made out what the man was shouting: "The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup! The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!" |
ayap.........
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Leafs suck. If the Canucks folded, and by some fluke the Toronto Maple Leafs were moved to Vancouver, renamed or not, I would become a Habs fan.
I even got into a pissing contest with a Leafs fan while in Mexico. He said my Canucks weren't doing very good. All I had to say was "We're doing better than your sucking Leafs." |
Our Canucks are pretty much sucking right now.
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What do the Leafs have in common with a bicycle? They spend all winter in the basement.
Why don't they give Hamilton an NHL team? Because then they'd have to give Toronto one as well. From a Sens fan... :) |
I like those.
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Haha good ones guys!
Hey bigrig, sure the leafs suck, it takes a true fan to stand by their team, and admit it when they suck, hell even joke about it! Leafs for the stanley cup, 2009!!!!! |
Originally Posted by preppypyro
Haha good ones guys!
Hey bigrig, sure the leafs suck, it takes a true fan to stand by their team, and admit it when they suck, hell even joke about it! Leafs for the stanley cup, 2009!!!!! |
All honesty. I HATE NHL HOCKEY!!
BUT I am a direct relation to Conn Smythe. He was my fathers cousin. GO Giants GO! |
Originally Posted by preppypyro
Haha good ones guys!
Hey bigrig, sure the leafs suck, it takes a true fan to stand by their team, and admit it when they suck, hell even joke about it! Leafs for the stanley cup, 2009!!!!! I don't think so. |
Originally Posted by Zip
GO LEAFS GO
I don't think so. |
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