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hahaha Good one. ^^^^^^^^:-missingt

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead .

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.. Dumb ass

Good morning PA

> HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND
>
> A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
> in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the
> talk of the town.
> People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple"
> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
> long and happy marriage.
> The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,"
> explained the man. "We vis ited the Grand Canyon , in Arizona , and took a
> trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far
> when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
> down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
> "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
> wife quietly said, "That' s twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
> horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver
> from her purse and shot the horse dead.
> I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
> poor animal like that, are you crazy!?"
> She looked at ME, and quietly said,
> "That's once."

Morning PA

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