What is a "Southern Gentleman"?
 

and what makes us suckers....

What makes us suckers? I have a one word answer. WOMEN!

Kinda easy to tell I was thinking about that very thing, eh?

Stupid women grrrrr. We love em more then anything but we can also hate them more than anyhting. Stupid southern draw

Sucker:

My wife drives an Excursion
We've been on 2 beach vacations, several mountain vacations, and now have our house for sale because monster-in-law doesn't like the living arrangements.

All since my 54 F100 has been parked and not started!!

Wait she gots a grumble over the truck? No way bring up the fact that she has shoes that have been worn once and parked and yet to be moved. Cause its a fact every women does it. If she tries to fight here is no comparison due to size. Be all, Its not size that matters its all about the clivical value.

A southern gentelman is one that expects the same from others that he gives himself. You ask for help with your truck and we will spend more time on yours than ours. You expect help with your truck and we won't even slow down. We treat our women right and expect the same. Rght is right and there is nothing else. We always wave when we pass you sitting on your porch.

A southern gentelman is much too complex to explain. You are what you are and the rest don't matter.

Tell her to go get another benefactor, or go on welfare!

Her likes and dislikes are not your problem - they're HERS.

When one lives on CHARITY - one must become used to not being in the drivers seat!

Keep your home, kick her out if necessary, but live your life according to your own plan.

WHOSE HOUSE IS IT???

You'll regret it if you don't, no matter what the explanations and "RATIONALISATIONS" are.

If she don't like it, the front door ain't hard to find.

And make no mistake - once this works, she will realise she has power over your own judgement. If that happens - you're screwed.
You should REBEL IMMEDIATELY just to make the point.

(Words of wisdom, from a life of being ripped off)

That's assuming she lives there. If she doesn't - she has no say at all either.

KEEP YOUR HOUSE.

The only reason you should ever make a major move like that is if in your own mind you agree with it.

If you don't - TUFF!

It ain't too late to cancel the sale.

Figure out what YOU want to do, in your own mind.

I would hate the lady, personally.


I despise people that I catch trying to wear MY PANTS without even asking permission.

Think about the indebtedness. Someone has to pay, and for some reason ladies like that tend to skip over that notion.

You only have as much money as you can save. Bluntly - I would tell your mother in law to buy her OWN damn house.

If she cain't, fine! Spring for a Greyhound ticket.
It will be the least expensive way out...