Old Farm Truck Joke
 

Stole this from another site I frequent but thought you all might enjoy it. Too true about some of my rigs!

A Vermont Dairyman and a Texas rancher were bragging about their farms. The Texan says " I can get up at 5 A.M. and drive until dark and I would still be on my own property". The Vermonter says "yeah I had a truck like that once too".