google said a tur is a goat, so i'm going with that lol (...or did you misspell Turd? lol)

Turs eat everything!

everything in sight

sight through binoculars

binoculars multiply vision

vision at night

night vision acute

acute appendicitis painful

painful marriage ended

ended in glory

glory of victory

victory I win

win or lose

lose you draw

draw some boobs!

boobs are firm

(.)(.)