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Posts that make you say "What the Hell?"
We've all seen them. Posts that just make you wonder, WTF was this guy thinking or, was this guy drinking, or did this guy pass 6th grade? I think we need a place to share them, and celebrate together that it wasn't us, this time.
I don't like to embarrass anyone if I can help it, so I suggest we remove the users name and just post the quotes. When you find one, share it here. Unless the stupid post is one of mine. :) Found this one today: I just had a macanic set up a key fob for my 06 S.D. Turn the key on the ignition to the on and off setting (with out starting the truck) back and forth at least (5) times and your doors will otomaticly lock and un-lock. When they do, imediatly press your key fob button and it will began to work. It's kind of like setting up a T.V. remote in a way. I only seen it done so please be advised I'm not a perfesional , im only trying to help. |
Originally Posted by bpounds
(Post 9945958)
I don't like to embarrass anyone if I can help it, so I suggest we remove the users name and just post the quotes. This thread has mucho potential :D |
Uh oh. Here we go.. :-missingt
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Y'all do know today was the anniversary of the first flight of the Boeing 747, as well as another commercial jet liner. :-innocent |
we cut tha main feed lines none going to a injectors when we cut the main feed lines we did it about half way there cause the extra lenght needed cause of the fuel fliter bracket what we did was cut the hard with a tub cuter not dykes or tin snips sliped over the ruber tube over both ends them clamped it down with house claps I think we've seen this one before, but it's worth seeing again. PS...we're all going to hell.:D |
L O FREAKIN L
Great idea I gotta go clamp my house claps LOL |
i has 80/100 on my lasted truck... and i am pretty sure it lasted a lot more then suggested 100 hours. and i used my truck daily... idk why they would put that. Steve's right, we're all eventually gonna' go ta' hell for this thread! They'll find it when someone does a search on some key word, like "otomaticly" or some-such. :) Pop |
I can play this game. :-D
had an 88 b2, camper cut off, 31-10.50's, 60mph on dirt road, made a 90 degree left, slipped, slided, fishtailed, was 3sptw, and didn't flip till i hit the bottom of ditch, then it popped both dside tires and laid over. luckily my dumb-ass walked away. soon as i figure it out, i'll put up pics. |
Originally Posted by bryyce62
(Post 9967960)
I can play this game. :-D
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Originally Posted by BradyCouchman
(Post 9969422)
I really want to see these pictures.....
Me too! |
Ohhhhhhhh this could be interesting.
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ok, not sure if this qualifies. It's TECHNICALLY a listing, not a posting. lol. My appologies if this is your ad.
"2005 F.250 TURBO DISEIL 131,000 MILES LIFTED BIG TIERS RUN GEART LIKES VERY CLEAN THE INTERIOR IS VERY CLEAN NEED TO SELL FOR MORE INFO, CALL OR TEXT ,,,,,,,323 ###-#### ABLON ESPAņOL FINANCIES IS AVALIBOL"<!-- START CLTAGS --> |
If that was my advert, I would never admit it.
Yeah, that qualifies. |
I lose this one after about six words:
THanks I replace two fuel filter befor was only one is good two for this fuel what they sell on gas station. |
Ha, that's a good one. I can't even figure out if it is a question, or a statement. One sentence, or three?
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Originally Posted by xxx
Got a 2005 Explorer V6 XLT. I would like Video, but if not available I would like instruction on replacing thermostat and Alternator. and what skill level would this be ? Im NO Mechanic but do my own oil and brakes. If this is a Job for the Mechanic. Just tell me and I will let the Pro's handle it. Just trying to save a couple hundred dollars.
Originally Posted by xxx
Done that already. No Video's. But maybe I can get my question answered without video. The Instruction I have read. Says the Air duct from the air cleaner is in the way and has to be removed. But On my Explorer, If Where I think the thermostat is. The air duct is not in the way. so I wonder if My Truck may be different from the explorer instruction I have found. when I am facing my engine. The top radiator hose is to the left. and it seems the thermostat is right there. am I right ?
:-RTFM |
Originally Posted by caseys
(Post 9990671)
Okay, so a person who admits NOT being a mechanic who works on their own brakes but does not know how to replace a thermostat... is this a vehicle you would want to ride in? Yes, let the pros handle it.
Following instructions 101... make sure the instructions you have are germane to your vehicle. :-RTFM |
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Originally Posted by caseys
(Post 9990811)
...and definitely will be "Russian" down the hill when the brakes fail.
:-missingt |
Wouldn't want him to hit a Pole...
Edit: Sorry for perpetuating the hijack, Bill...I couldn't help myself |
He needs to use some greece on those caliper pins, and czech the rotors for run-out.
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Its too chile to work on truck anyway, iran over iraq with tire, it now flat.
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Are you syria?, this threads nowhere near finnish.
Excuse me, I am gonna go taiwan on now. |
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Don't get drunk or they may not Serbia
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Oh for God's sake... had to subscribe just for a good giggle! Keep going!!!! :D
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Heres a old one........"Kremlin Fried Chicken!.......When your Russian for food, theres no time for Stalin!"
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I think we have become the title of this thread.
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Originally Posted by caseys
(Post 9991080)
Oops... guess better get back on the thread track.
That was worth a few good giggles. |
Originally Posted by caseys
(Post 9991075)
Good one... makes me Hungary for Turkey.
Arlene and I are going out to dinner later, we will go Dutch. |
It's alive
It's ALIVE!!!!! |
I actually saw this on craigslist........"Meatsubeeshe eklipse".....also, "Mustig-4 ceylander"
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Originally Posted by Old93junk
(Post 9991102)
No time to eat!... I need to Kazakh up my Sudan and change the Tyer.
Arlene and I are going out to dinner later, we will go Dutch. |
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