You bring teh suck.

You might want to be careful though, you might end up turning Lauren ghey and making her leave your ass for a woman.

the thought has crossed my mind.

oh damn, Lauren just said you was puking and peeing into the toilet at the same time like a babybackbeotch! Not looking good man, she's talkin **** about you.. only a matter of time before she's munchin her secretarie's box on her lunch break while you think she's at work bringing home the paycheck.

Tone it down some guys. :)

Ive got nothing.