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Surge08 01-14-2009 03:16 PM

Here is some Ravens Humor:

NUMBER 1


On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan.


She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.


The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied.


The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.


The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'

Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!''

Well ,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'

Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers fan.
'




NUMBER 2


A Cardinal's fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan and a Steelers fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.


The Cardinal's fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cardinals! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.


Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.


The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.






NUMBER 3


A Ravens fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Steelers fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Black & Gold shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them then swerve back just missing them.


One day while driving along, he saw a priest.
He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'

'I' m going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.


Suddenly, the driver saw a Steelers fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.


Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, & sp;he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.


He then remembered the priest, an he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Steelers fan.
'

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.
'

fire240 01-14-2009 03:54 PM

Good morning all.

80351 01-14-2009 05:51 PM

Evening Delaware,
Good Morning Shaun

fire240 01-14-2009 05:59 PM

MOrning Dave.

80351 01-14-2009 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by fire240 (Post 7009775)
MOrning Dave.

Hows things with you Shaun

80351 01-14-2009 06:06 PM

Guess I
ll take this opportunity to get something to eat and take
a shower Later Shaun

fire240 01-14-2009 06:14 PM

Doing good Dave. Sorry I have been looking for a new jacket.

Sparky83 01-14-2009 07:02 PM


Originally Posted by fire240 (Post 7009857)
Doing good Dave. Sorry I have been looking for a new jacket.

heheh gee were both looking for external wear... lol im looking for a new bike mask lol...

80351 01-14-2009 07:06 PM


Originally Posted by fire240 (Post 7009857)
Doing good Dave. Sorry I have been looking for a new jacket.

That's OK Shaun been looking for something to eat.

fire240 01-14-2009 07:08 PM

I can understand that Dave.

SCRWDRVR 01-14-2009 07:20 PM

Evening Shaun, Dave, Shawn

fire240 01-14-2009 07:20 PM

Afternoon Brian.

Sparky83 01-14-2009 07:21 PM

hey brian...

Surge08 01-14-2009 07:29 PM

Hello Brian

drunkdave 01-14-2009 07:34 PM

evenig every, just got home from work. I'll tell you what, it was cold on the river today!


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