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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 11:22 PM
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Warn Your Wife!

Now that the holiday shopping season is in full swing and the petty thieves are out in force, warn your wife to carry her money and important stuff in her coat pocket and not in her purse.

Purse snatchers abound in shopping center parking lots and around such stores as WalMart. Women of any age are at risk, especially at night.

We have several snatchers every holiday season. Some do bodily harm while others just grab and run.

If you see someone get snatched, try to get info, height, weight, clothes, car type and tag # if possible.

If you're 6'-4" and weigh 240+ you may want to assist the victim. You never know what the thief is packing though and could get hurt for your efforts no matter what your size.
 
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Old Dec 4, 2007 | 11:30 PM
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I'm usually escorting my woman, and I'm packing myself sometimes.
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ronwilll
Now that the holiday shopping season is in full swing and the petty thieves are out in force, warn your wife to carry her money and important stuff in her coat pocket and not in her purse.

Purse snatchers abound in shopping center parking lots and around such stores as WalMart. Women of any age are at risk, especially at night.

We have several snatchers every holiday season. Some do bodily harm while others just grab and run.

If you see someone get snatched, try to get info, height, weight, clothes, car type and tag # if possible.

If you're 6'-4" and weigh 240+ you may want to assist the victim. You never know what the thief is packing though and could get hurt for your efforts no matter what your size.


IF someone tries to take my wife's purse, THEY will be the victim.
That poor miscreant will get a hernia trying to run with her purse!!!!!!!!

Sorry. . . THAT victim is on his own!
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 06:11 AM
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that rite there is the reason my wife dont carry a purse. she says if ya dont have one it cant get snatched and besides who wants to lug around all that bagage that isnt needed.
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ronwilll
If you're 6'-4" and weigh 240+ you may want to assist the victim. You never know what the thief is packing though and could get hurt for your efforts no matter what your size.
I fit that criteria although when i get done he might not be able to steal anything.

If somebody tries to steal the wifes purse they'll be facing the business end of her 357, She don't carry that in her purse.
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 08:41 AM
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Thanks for the reminder. I preach safety and awareness of their surroundings to my wife and 3 daughters all the time. It can't be stressed to much.

Seems the holidays bring out the worst of the worst.
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 08:45 AM
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i did loss prevention (catching shoplifters) for many years, so i have a habit of watching just about everyone where i go, even today i will follow someone in walmart and watch them steal, just to get that addrenalin rush back, lol

the other night i was in sears and i noticed that a guy was kinda circling the jewerly counter, and he was watching a little old lady, that happened to be paying no attention to her purse. i positioned myself, thinking he was going to use the nearest exit door to the parking lot.

sadly nothing happened (j/k), i was going to hit the guy like it was peyton manning i was going to sack.

tell you the truth i think he bugged out, he was watching her like a hawk.....

ALSO TELL YOUR WIVES, people watch banks and atm's on weekends, someone makes a withdrawl, they will get followed.....its a sick world
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 08:53 AM
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I can't see how a thief could do any more damage to my credit cards than my wife does...

But thanks for the reminder/warning...
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 08:58 AM
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yes, but if i was with my wife when her belongings were tampered with, i wouldnt feel the need to pull a GUN on the s.o.b., i would just simply kick his teeth in.

guns , atleast in a situation like this....
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 09:48 AM
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yes, but if i was with my wife when her belongings were tampered with, i wouldnt feel the need to pull a GUN on the s.o.b., i would just simply kick his teeth in.
Whats that saying Mr T used "I pity the fool!" He'd defiantly be swallowing teeth.

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guns , atleast in a situation like this....
The better half and i have taken several firearm defense courses, She knows when to and when not to use a firearm. My comment was meant to be a little humorous, However always be watchful!
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by NewEnglandHerdsman
I can't see how a thief could do any more damage to my credit cards than my wife does...
You related to the late Henny Youngman?
His jokes about his wife are classic.
"Take My Wife,,,,Please!"
"My Wife Got Sick For A Week,,,,, 3 Dept.Stores Went Bankrupt!"
"Macy's Called,,,, Sent Her Roses For A Get Well Present!"
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 06:20 PM
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They had a middle age woman lose her finger a week or so ago here from a purse snatcher.
 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Autoglass
You related to the late Henny Youngman?
His jokes about his wife are classic.
"Take My Wife,,,,Please!"
"My Wife Got Sick For A Week,,,,, 3 Dept.Stores Went Bankrupt!"
"Macy's Called,,,, Sent Her Roses For A Get Well Present!"
And 2 of my favorites:
I take my wife everywhere - but she keeps following me back.
My wife and I had 20 wonderful years - then we met.
 
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Originally Posted by Autoglass
You related to the late Henny Youngman?
His jokes about his wife are classic.
"Take My Wife,,,,Please!"
"My Wife Got Sick For A Week,,,,, 3 Dept.Stores Went Bankrupt!"
"Macy's Called,,,, Sent Her Roses For A Get Well Present!"
I'm more of a Rodney-type guy:

During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other
night she called me from a hotel.

One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I
said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

 
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Autoglass
You related to the late Henny Youngman?
His jokes about his wife are classic.
"Take My Wife,,,,Please!"
Do you know how that got started???

It got started as a misinterpretation...He took his wife to a show and asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat and he would be along in a few minutes. He told the usher "Take my wife, please." The usher thought it was a joke and started laughing...

Tim
 
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