Afghanistan Cruise
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Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines
didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if
George W.Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
Cher, Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand,
Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets and report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
"Elation," which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach,Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...
at least four years and you should consider
the possibility of eight years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,
Al Gore as cruise director,
Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,
Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
and emergency procedures director, and
Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes,friends and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what!
didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if
George W.Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
Cher, Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand,
Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets and report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
"Elation," which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach,Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...
at least four years and you should consider
the possibility of eight years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,
Al Gore as cruise director,
Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,
Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
and emergency procedures director, and
Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes,friends and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what!
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Joined: Sep 2002
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From: Charleston, SC
Afghanistan Cruise
Well the boycott of their work might be effective. My generation sure remembered Hanoi Jane Fonda since Vietnam.
While you are thinking about buying a Hundai car or Goldstar TV, remember that the South Korean president rode the wave of anti-American feelings into office. You might reconsider and get a Honda and a Sony :-)
While you are thinking about buying a Hundai car or Goldstar TV, remember that the South Korean president rode the wave of anti-American feelings into office. You might reconsider and get a Honda and a Sony :-)
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
Afghanistan Cruise
Originally posted by 1997RangerXLT
While you are thinking about buying a Hundai car or Goldstar TV, remember that the South Korean president rode the wave of anti-American feelings into office. You might reconsider and get a Honda and a Sony :-)
While you are thinking about buying a Hundai car or Goldstar TV, remember that the South Korean president rode the wave of anti-American feelings into office. You might reconsider and get a Honda and a Sony :-)
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