When that oil mosaic on the garage floor just becomes part of the "ambiance"....

When a plug change is could mean a blood transfusion.

 

Guy - "What is it?"
Me - "A 460"
Guy - Expressionless, "Uh, how big is that?"
Me - "7.5L"
Guy - *****s a brick, "Yeah right!"
Me - "Yup, is about 5 times the motor as your 1.6L rice burner"


You know its a BBF when you get the 'look' when you pull up into the inlaw's driveway next to their house, and find out the China rattles like crazy and everything resonates on the other side of the wall.

 

...been there!

Thanks, pk

 

When you use that old Folgers can to check the bore taper and it's too small ta touch the sides!

 

You know you've got a 460 when...you're coasting up to a red light, it turns green, you step on the gas, you're wife's head snaps back and bounces off the back glass...hard. Ask me how I know.

 

if every year at Christmas, the ceo of BP sends you a christmas card

 

When i blow the doors in on a powerstroke and they ask what i got done to my diesel and i proudly say "it ain't no diesel, it's a 460 BIG BLOCK"

 

...when you can buy a new oil pan for $90 but your mechanic wants $800 to install it.

 

When five seconds at wide open throttle gives you an adrenaline rush that wont go away for half an hour.

 

When your passenger turns white & asks how fast we are going, you reply the speedo needle broke when it hit the 200 kph mark !!!!

 

you know your a true 460 owner because you have a pickup that get less than 10 mpg, puts out pollution than 100 hybrids, and you just dont give a damn.

 

you know ya got a 460 when Al Gore blames YOU for global warming!!

 

You know you have a 460 when....

You've ridden in cars with entire four cylinder engines with displacements around the size of one 460 cylinder.

 

You ask your neighborhood shop to improve your miles per fuel tank range...when you return to pick it up, your not at all surprised to see, two 18 wheeler big rig Peterbilt saddle tanks installed.

 

thats hilarious