Nebraska's Official BS thread for September-Welcome!
#76
I meant to say that they're all over in the MO chapter BS thread socializing with the COOL kids.
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#77
Yup. House is presentable.
#79
If you were closer, I'd loan you my buddies paint gun...his mother bought it for him a few years ago, and he hasn't used it yet...
Speaking of mothers...I'm going to head for the airport to pick up mine.
Speaking of mothers...I'm going to head for the airport to pick up mine.
#82
And I've sent you one back...Okay, I sent two back. I think you'll like the last one. Has something we both can agree on! I wonder where Rob and Chrissy are? It's been pretty quiet since Dallas can't get on during the day.
Well, time for me to head out. Hopefully I'll get the motor out of the 67 tonight. Pictures to follow if so!
Well, time for me to head out. Hopefully I'll get the motor out of the 67 tonight. Pictures to follow if so!
#88
The Indian With One ********
There once was an Indian who had only one ******** and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ?
OH, come on ... take a guess !
Think about it !
You're going to love this !
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds
with OneStone !
There once was an Indian who had only one ******** and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ?
OH, come on ... take a guess !
Think about it !
You're going to love this !
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds
with OneStone !
#90
evening David, getting ready to head home, long day,shot to lincoln to drive a 96 aspire home brother bought, has 54 k on it,was a trip,lol,98 miles one way from here