Official Nebraska MAY BS/chat thread-Let the BS fly!!
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05-01-2009, 09:10 AM
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morning all, went to lincoln yesterday to pick up wrecked stang,drove a exploder home following the stang on a toter,had alot of looks driving it,drivers door was off so we wired it back on and straped it, after they saw the door they got out of my way,lol,was funny
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05-01-2009, 09:19 AM
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auction tomarrow,old ford 5 window coupe on it i'd like to buy,but ill probably end up with something else, alot of cars and trucks here's the sale bill Cornwell Inc, Aurora, Nebraska - Real Estate Sales, Auctions, Land Auctions
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05-01-2009, 09:32 AM
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gotta run,plates expired on my ranger so gotta sneak over to courthouse and get them renewed,lol have a great day guys
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05-01-2009, 09:46 AM
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A Nebraska Sheriff stops at a farm in rural NE And talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
Your farm for illegal grown drugs.'
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Sheriff verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the
Sheriffs Department with me..' Reaching
Into his rear pant pocket and
Removing his badge. The officer proudly
Displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever
I wish..on any land. No questions asked
Or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and
Goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
And spies the Sheriff running for
His life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground
On the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down
His tools, runs to the fence and yells
At the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge!
Show him your badge Smartass!
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
Your farm for illegal grown drugs.'
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Sheriff verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the
Sheriffs Department with me..' Reaching
Into his rear pant pocket and
Removing his badge. The officer proudly
Displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever
I wish..on any land. No questions asked
Or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and
Goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
And spies the Sheriff running for
His life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground
On the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down
His tools, runs to the fence and yells
At the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge!
Show him your badge Smartass!
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05-01-2009, 10:32 AM
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