Here's what santa brought me:

Not as peppy as the escape, definitely not as much as the stang was, but comfy for a guy my size

 

That's a nice look'n ride Joe good job.

 

That's mighty purty. I take it you don't live on dirt roads? You must have been very good this year for Santa to bring you such a shiny new toy!

 

Actually he does live on dirt roads.

 

yea, its filthy already.

 

That's a real purdy Taurus you got there Joe.

I was thinking of putting momma in one of those Flex things, but optioned up how I want puts it on the far side of 30 large. Way more than I'm willing to pay for a station wagon.