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Old 12-24-2008, 11:28 AM
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Twas the night before x-mass.....tradition

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i wrote this a few years ago and like to share it every year:



twas the night before christmas and down from the levy, not a diesel was chugging, not even a chevy

all the trucks were parked with there block heaters on, hoping this fridged weather soon would be gone

when out on the frontage road arose such a clatter, i sprange from my creeper to see what was the matter, away out the garage door i went in a flash, tossing my empty beer can into the trash

the flood lights illuminated the sight so truly, it was plump white bearded chap in red crewcab dullie, i thought to myself it sounded real good, he must have 600 horses under the hood

i turned and yelled to my good buddy rudy, i think thats santa in a new superduty, he stopped that big truck and trailer with not nary a bob, i new the tow comand was doing its job

the rig was all light from tip to tail, and had 6 inch stacks that made quite a wail

as he took of that night not a word was spoken, just a wave, a black cloud and 6 tires a smoking

by wlihntr

merry christmas and happy holidays everyone
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:36 PM
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Good one bud, your a poet!
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:44 PM
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Nice, you did a good job on this. Thanks for sharing with us.
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:26 PM
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sweet i'll sleep good tonight with that vision in my head
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:12 PM
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I thought I was the only one who pictured this!

Good story!
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:54 PM
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Thats neat thanks for sharing .
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 03:01 PM
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That was awesome man!!!!!! I'm gonna print out a copy of that if you don't mind!
 
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Quite a witty piece. Thanks so much for sharing! Merry Christmas.
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 08:38 PM
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Way cool and Merry Christmas.
 
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wicked sweet piece dude
 
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Good stuff!! Merry Christmas all.
 
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That was great!

Merry Christmas.
 
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Very Nice job on this we'll have to save it for next year

Merry Christmas all!
 
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:52 PM
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Great Job, Merry Christmas.
 
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Nice Job!!! I wasnt going to share mine but since you did i guess i could...

So earleir I was writing out a card for Peter aka Duck_Fan and this is what i came up with... Not half the master piece that you wrote...

Merry Christmas and Happy New year
Oh crap my truck just popped out of gear
Im rolling backwards and writing this to you
Theres a cop! What should i do?
He's running my way, Ive got to go
Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Ho!
 


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