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Post Fiend
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 10,418
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From: SpringHill,Fl
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.
Post Fiend
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 10,418
Likes: 0
From: SpringHill,Fl
Master of Strokes
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 6,808
Likes: 25
From: CA
Thanks Nolan
Thanks Joe
Thanks Travis
Thanks Chris and yep I am 16
Thanks Jeremy
Thanks Sheldon
and my whole name is nick blendow if that dosent work try sr.nblendow@srvhs.org
Thanks Joe
Thanks Travis
Thanks Chris and yep I am 16
Thanks Jeremy
and my whole name is nick blendow if that dosent work try sr.nblendow@srvhs.org
Smokin
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,849
Likes: 0
froze to death, yep
or is out job hunting yep
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Master of Strokes
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 6,808
Likes: 25
From: CA
I don't know is there anyone who is 15 out there?
Gone, but not forgotten
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 5,026
Likes: 2
From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
There are several "keywords" in this post that just may direct a newcomers search right to this thread. I think this is the biggest reason we lost our happy home.
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,649
Likes: 2
From: Wallingford, CT
Woohoo! No more school until January 5th.
Happy belated birthday, Nick. Now I've got to go spread some calcium chloride on the driveway so that my brother's girlfriend's Hyundai will make it up the driveway. It's my brother's birthday today so they'll be here later and the little Chevy is worse in the ice than the Hyundai.
Oh. And 3 days til Christmas! That means truck pics aren't going to be long in coming.
Happy belated birthday, Nick. Now I've got to go spread some calcium chloride on the driveway so that my brother's girlfriend's Hyundai will make it up the driveway. It's my brother's birthday today so they'll be here later and the little Chevy is worse in the ice than the Hyundai.
Oh. And 3 days til Christmas! That means truck pics aren't going to be long in coming.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 28,287
Likes: 6
From: BLT, MN
I don't think we can live in fear of this issue. We are more than likely relagated to where we are now. It would be virtually impossible to totally eliminate any words or phrases that may show up in a search.
Smokin
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,849
Likes: 0
I also refuse to censor myself. This is OT but truck-related topics are going to make their way into the thread regardless. After all, this is still FTE.