Nevada Nov B.S. thread Anything Goes...not quite
#33
11-07-2008, 02:38 AM
Thanks, I will! 
I have a great recipe for moonshine (or you can use everclear) - Take one gallon apple cider (not juice) pour out enough to add one pint everclear (or shine), two or three cinammon sticks, and four of those white and red hard peppermint candies. Let it sit for about a week or longer, shake periodically, at least till the candies dissolve, if you can wait for the cinnamon it's even better. I tastes just like a slice of apple pie and will sneak up and kick you in the head when you're not looking.
I have a great recipe for moonshine (or you can use everclear) - Take one gallon apple cider (not juice) pour out enough to add one pint everclear (or shine), two or three cinammon sticks, and four of those white and red hard peppermint candies. Let it sit for about a week or longer, shake periodically, at least till the candies dissolve, if you can wait for the cinnamon it's even better. I tastes just like a slice of apple pie and will sneak up and kick you in the head when you're not looking.
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11-07-2008, 08:48 AM
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You can drink it warm or cold, we always take it when we go Christmas tree cutting. You can't taste any alcohol, that's how it get you. It put one friend of mine on the floor (and she's a bartender) beacuse she didn't believe there was any alcohol in it and was drinking it like punch.
#36
11-07-2008, 10:35 AM
I have no idea, I haven't heard of everclear since about high school. It does sound like it will sneak up on you though. Ever try a Hop, Skip and go naked?
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11-07-2008, 10:51 AM
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Yes, you can. It comes with lots of warnings on it, like 'don't drink undiluted'. I think it's 160 proof. Moonshine is 180 or 190 I think. You only need 60 proof to be flammable.
#39
11-07-2008, 10:59 AM
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I think "Hide the camera" would be a good one to add to the label.
#41
11-07-2008, 04:35 PM
Sorry for 2 in a row here, but I was told shortly after my 100th post that I was supposed to tell a joke on my 1000th. So sorry, but here you go.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart aleck guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Later all.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart aleck guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Later all.
#43
11-08-2008, 04:32 AM
Good one
As for everclear it used to be 180 proof back when we were partying years ago. We stopped buying it after it was diluted. Saved our but one day too.
We were at a friends house partying and had a few gallons with us. (Everybody forgot who's turn it was to buy so everybody brought some) We ran my cousins truck out of gas listening to the radio. The next day after we woke up we could not get home so I poured two gallons of everclear into the tank, adjusted the carb and we were good to go. The truck hadn't ran that good in a long time.
As for everclear it used to be 180 proof back when we were partying years ago. We stopped buying it after it was diluted. Saved our but one day too.
We were at a friends house partying and had a few gallons with us. (Everybody forgot who's turn it was to buy so everybody brought some) We ran my cousins truck out of gas listening to the radio. The next day after we woke up we could not get home so I poured two gallons of everclear into the tank, adjusted the carb and we were good to go. The truck hadn't ran that good in a long time.
