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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 07:34 AM
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DId a good one!

So I am in the parking lot in a little building working on an ATM. I have to "toot" So I just let her fly! Phewwww! 2 seconds later a female cash handler walks in. I am pretty embarrassed, and told her she could wait outside for a minute, "till the ATM reboots"...

So its fixed I leave and this "toot" had a little hang time, but was pretty much gone. The first thing I do is call Curtis... didn't answer... So I get on our company message program, type what happened, and send it. I figured he would get a kick out of it. About 2 minutes later I get a call from our Navigators in KC. THey are dieing laughing and can berely tell me that next time it happens tell her it is burning belts in the ATM.

I am confused, how did they know? Did Curtis forward the message on? Why would he do that?.... Nope I sent it to all the navigators, open format appearently... Embarrassed twice in one day.
 
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 07:44 AM
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they forwarded it to me LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 09:53 AM
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Do we add Toots to the list of personalities?
 
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 12:55 PM
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Do we add Toots to the list of personalities?
Looks like it.
 
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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I have been getting fart jokes in the email all day... and suggestions for covering up the smell.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 07:10 AM
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Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to .... but only .......
a little later, took a chance, tried to ...... but ...... my pants...
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 07:21 AM
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Thank you for that lovely bit of poetry to start my day...

I don't know what's worse...that you posted it, or that I was able to understand it...
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 07:52 AM
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UR welcome!
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 09:13 AM
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Beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel,
so eat your beans at every meal.

I know a little boy that was sent home from kindergarten for that one.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Hmmmm....I've been wondering where that smell was coming from....Oh, the wind is out of the south.....






 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 04:28 PM
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Yup, at least we're not full of it down here any more.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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Del, you going to make it to any games this year? I'm going to Baylor on saturday.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 05:26 PM
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Rhonda called earlier and was making fun of you! I told her she was lucky, she only had to hear about it, poor Clint had to smell it all the way to Co and back.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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Pat, I'll probably just have to watch when they are on TV. There is a group of Huskers down here that get together for the games at a local bar and they show the games on PPV.
 
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 07:24 AM
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Rhonda called earlier and was making fun of you! I told her she was lucky, she only had to hear about it, poor Clint had to smell it all the way to Co and back.
I thought that was maddie a tootin?
 
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