Child abuse!
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Child abuse!
We went over to our daughter's family for supper tonight. After supper I was playing with the oldest grandson(4yrs) and the youngest(1yr) in the play room. The oldest and I were on the floor playing with a toy sword and "light saber". You know the old sword fight thing. He pretends to stab me, so I fall on the floor and then he takes the "light saber" (star wars) and throws it at me. It hits me on the cheek bone right below my eye.
I've been abused by a child and now I get to sport a shiner for the next few days.
I've been abused by a child and now I get to sport a shiner for the next few days.
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The voices in my head call fowl... I be what really happened is you got tied up in your slave dungen in the basement and your wife was just a little too rough, and now you had to find a cover story....
Seriously Del if you are abused there are safe houses you can go to, and recover from your injuries. Every quick trip is a safe place... I know it is because there is a sign outside telling me so...
Yes I'll have a large Moutain Dew, Some Pringles, protection from abuse, a hug, and a corn dog.
Seriously Del if you are abused there are safe houses you can go to, and recover from your injuries. Every quick trip is a safe place... I know it is because there is a sign outside telling me so...
Yes I'll have a large Moutain Dew, Some Pringles, protection from abuse, a hug, and a corn dog.
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LOL on all the responses. Yup, I have the big old shiner this morning. It looks like I was in a good bar fight. Now, to come up with a really good story.
Maybe, "I was in Walmart late one night and just wanted to try on a pair of jeans and I asked the lady at dressing rooms....."
Maybe, "I was in Walmart late one night and just wanted to try on a pair of jeans and I asked the lady at dressing rooms....."
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Well, I did buy brake pads and a caliper for the SD, but that wasn't it. LOL
My son in law told me to look out for when the other two boys are a little older, then I'll really catch. The grandson that whacked me, said he was glad it wasn't his mom, cuz then he would really have gotten hollered at.
My son in law told me to look out for when the other two boys are a little older, then I'll really catch. The grandson that whacked me, said he was glad it wasn't his mom, cuz then he would really have gotten hollered at.
