September B/S and chat thread, all welcome! Part 2
#76
09-08-2008, 09:04 AM
Hmmmm, I will work on thinking up some ideas Terry. 
Morning Gary, Pat and all others that follow.
Morning Gary, Pat and all others that follow.
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09-08-2008, 09:10 AM
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Morning All ! Checking out a Lexus
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just touching it, you are gonna **** when you hear the price."
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just touching it, you are gonna **** when you hear the price."
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09-08-2008, 09:12 AM
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Too funny Randy!
Morning All... just checking in for a minute, then it's off to a meeting. Yuck.
Morning All... just checking in for a minute, then it's off to a meeting. Yuck.
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09-08-2008, 09:21 AM
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09-08-2008, 09:26 AM
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morning guys.. just stopping in quick.. will try to check in later today as well..
hey Pat.. i thought the Chiefs had a shot as well. I would have liked to see them win to boost some confidence in the team.
Gary and his Browns... they lost
Rob and his Steelers... they won
we wont talk about Tiny and the Bills.. due to the Seahawks being the other team.
hey Pat.. i thought the Chiefs had a shot as well. I would have liked to see them win to boost some confidence in the team.
Gary and his Browns... they lost
Rob and his Steelers... they won
we wont talk about Tiny and the Bills.. due to the Seahawks being the other team.
#82
09-08-2008, 09:27 AM
Good Morning Rob, Randy and Chris! Just stopping in for a sec, gotta get my daughter to a Dr. appt. for her yearly check up. Looks like it's time to start thinking pay back for Terry!!
Later!
Later!
#83
09-08-2008, 09:37 AM
morning guys.. just stopping in quick.. will try to check in later today as well..
hey Pat.. i thought the Chiefs had a shot as well. I would have liked to see them win to boost some confidence in the team.
Gary and his Browns... they lost
Rob and his Steelers... they won
we wont talk about Tiny and the Bills.. due to the Seahawks being the other team.
hey Pat.. i thought the Chiefs had a shot as well. I would have liked to see them win to boost some confidence in the team.
Gary and his Browns... they lost
Rob and his Steelers... they won
we wont talk about Tiny and the Bills.. due to the Seahawks being the other team.
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09-08-2008, 09:46 AM
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Good Morning Nebraska, nothing going on in Wyoming so I thought that I would come over to say HI!
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09-08-2008, 11:51 AM
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09-08-2008, 12:12 PM
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Hello all . I have a cure for the browns defence just leave them off the field for half the game then they may be rested enough for second half good grief.
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09-08-2008, 12:47 PM
