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09-12-2008, 01:29 PM
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You Might Be a Redneck If You use up all your monthly cell phone minutes by the third day.
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You Might Be a Redneck If You sew the legs back onto your jeans at the end of summer.
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You Might Be a Redneck If you list tick removal as a skill on your resume
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You Might Be a Redneck If you have a "system" for penny slot machines.
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You Might Be a Redneck If you have three first names.
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You Might Be a Redneck If your favorite seafood is hushpuppies.
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You Might Be a Redneck If you don't meet the hygiene standards at a water park.
09-18-2008, 06:34 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
09-18-2008, 06:35 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
09-18-2008, 06:36 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If your satellite dish isn't wired to anything.
09-18-2008, 06:37 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've worn camouflage pants to church.
09-18-2008, 06:38 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If you have season tickets for the tractor pull.
09-18-2008, 06:38 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If every time your doorbell rings six dogs start barking.
09-22-2008, 09:10 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've never stayed in a hotel without stealing something.
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Originally Posted by
BroncoChris88
You Might Be a Redneck If you've never stayed in a hotel without stealing EVERY thing.
fixed it for ya...
