The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.

The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.

Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.

Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.

Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.

Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.

The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.

When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"

To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Mark

 

I'm gonna take your word on that one, buddy!!

 

that is good for a laugh Mark

 

So are we gonna get shut down again?
I don't need more Mods hating me.

 

Wow, what happened there????? Why did we get the boot?

 

Does it look like your shut down,

Man some people, I get no respect, lol

 

I see that George has been busy and pushed us into the second room because there is such a mess in the first one

 

What the heck happened????

 

Same party, new room

Keeping you guys under the radar

 

George, they are not use to your way off spliting threads.

 

Its like a movign house party... cops come in the front and everyone slides out the back to the next house.

Rinse, lather, repeat.

 

I hope you warned everyone before you cut the lights, George.

 

So, do we get an explanation ? too much dog butt or what ?

 

ahhhh, all is good. lemme grab another beer and lets keep on partying!!!!!

 

The "spike" in posts can attract attention, and put a load on the database. kinda like why Scott splits the O/T threads in the 7.3 forum.