I am fixing my Tractor so I can rotortill the Garden I want it 1/2 planted by the end of the day....I might be drunk by 2pm though...LOL

 

Whichever you choose to work on, I'm sure you will do a wonderful job, Sean.

 

Good Morning everybody,
Just stopped by to say....

As it is a holiday weekend and people will be partying,
everybody just please be careful on the roads.
Use the brains your were given. Be alert, and aware
of what is around you especially motorcycles
and above all
DON"T DRIVE DRUNK or IMPAIRED.

Be Safe

Sorry you had to work today Pat.
I'll think of you while I'm out on the bike. hehehe

 

Buzz will come while I am planting......LOL

 

Does that include riding around the lawt on the garden tractor?????.....


I remember a neighbor that flipped a garden Tractor in another neighbors swimming pool.....LMAO....He was 6x over the drinking limit...

 

Yep it does,
Some states have that law.
I'd really like to meet everyone but not at a funeral.

 

I do not drive on the road buzzed and do not believe in it..But around the yard having a minor Buzz nothing wrong in that...

 

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs & stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and yells:


"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, *********! What makes you think you can stereotype blondes that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep blond women like me from being respected at work and in my community and from reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general ...all in the name of humor!"


Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little basterd on your knee!"

 

HAHAHA George buried the evidence!!!!!!!

Whoops, No he didn't. My bad..................

 

Hey Dave, thanks! Be careful for the idiots while your out cruising!

 

I heard that Frank!

 

How can you hear through all the laughter?????????????????

 

Well it is time to sit back. That was hard work watching the wifey spread that mulch. She only has 13 bags to go.

 

But who's counting?

 

Well I did. I'm paying by the bag