Bud has to go to a Christening for one his grand children today
and then work on his car before it rains.

 

scrapple-bacon and of course eggs-may do grits if i got some

 

Ed and Stan were two old-timers who met every saturday for a beer at the local pub...

"So, how's life been treatin' ya, Ed?" Stan asks. Ed replies, "Not bad, but I think the 'ol lady passed away a couple days ago."

Stan fires off, "Passed away??? Wudda ya mean passed away???....How do you figure?"

Ed replies, "Well, the sex is still the same, but the dishes are startin' to stack-up."

 

aw man all I got is instant grits-bummer!!!no redneck cooks instant grits

 

That's a good one too.
Redneck Grits
Cooking Instructions:
Boil water til hot throw in box for 3 minutes.

 

yup thats about it!

 

Well Jr, I gotta get, Got things to do, cleanup the
garage a little so her bike has someplace to live
til I figure something else out. Go to the store,
put the fencing up around the garden.
So I'll talk at you later.

 

my middle sister asked me to slice her country ham on my meat saw and told me keep some for myself-thats been about 2 months ago -if i slice it I'm afraid she will never see any of it-man I love country ham!!!!

 

okay catch ya later!!!

 

Know what yah mean, I love any kind of ham.

See ya,

 

oh yeah no wheelies!

 

Can't do them in either truck.

 

man you seen those nuts doing the front wheel wheelies-crazy!!!go really fast lean foward and nail the front brake hard? what is wrong with people ?

 

she is not going to let you ride the new bike??? bummer!!!

 

you get the right motor -trans and rearend you can get the front wheels off the ground-but gas will kill ya!!!