May 2008 B/S volume 3
#20
05-11-2008, 07:50 AM
Posting Guru
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Finksburg, Maryland
Posts: 2,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#21
05-11-2008, 07:51 AM
Guts or *****...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or *****, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
***** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or *****, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
***** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
#22
05-11-2008, 08:10 AM
Posting Guru
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Finksburg, Maryland
Posts: 2,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#24
05-11-2008, 08:12 AM
Posting Guru
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Finksburg, Maryland
Posts: 2,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#26
05-11-2008, 08:17 AM
I fell off the wagon last night -I think I actually dove off the way my head feels-how are you??raining up there??
#27
05-11-2008, 08:17 AM
Posting Guru
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Finksburg, Maryland
Posts: 2,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#29
05-11-2008, 08:19 AM
Posting Guru
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Finksburg, Maryland
Posts: 2,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Looks decent enough for now, I may go out and cut the grass and try to get some stuff done around the house. the wife is out of town and I'm gonna try to finish some stuff up before she gets back.
