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View Poll Results: What do you do?
Start talking to draw their attention away from it
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4.65%
nothing dont even aknowledge what just happend
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25.58%
Bust up laughing
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20.93%
blame it on some one else
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32.56%
Yell FIRE IN THE HOLE before you letter rip
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16.28%
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Old May 6, 2008 | 05:56 PM
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Talking Random Poll Time!

Time for another one of my random polls....

This one is kinda funny.

What do you do when you fart (a loud one) sitting or standing with a group of people?
 
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Old May 6, 2008 | 05:59 PM
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i point to my wife and laugh.or blame my 5 year old.
 
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Old May 6, 2008 | 06:40 PM
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Blame it on the husband or the kids
 
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Old May 6, 2008 | 06:47 PM
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Just one of the many reasons everyone should have a dog.
 
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Old May 6, 2008 | 06:49 PM
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if i am at work,"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" works great!! if out with members of the opposite sex,I disappear for a few seconds
 
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Old May 7, 2008 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by clux
Just one of the many reasons everyone should have a dog.
What if theres no dog?....
 
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Old May 7, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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Depends on the company present.

If it's the guys then it's let go with gusto and a, "Barn frog on the loose!" comment.

Never happened to me at work so I'm not sure what I'd do in that case. If it was all guys then it wouldn't be too bad, probably just acknowledge it and let the jokes begin. A group of ladies though... that would be embarrassing!
 
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Old May 7, 2008 | 02:55 PM
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I blame it on this.

D@#@ a porcupine done run under my chair.
 
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If applicable, I turn and look at the person next to me or behind me.
 
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Originally Posted by Kepler4
Depends on the company present.

If it's the guys then it's let go with gusto and a, "Barn frog on the loose!" comment.

Never happened to me at work so I'm not sure what I'd do in that case. If it was all guys then it wouldn't be too bad, probably just acknowledge it and let the jokes begin. A group of ladies though... that would be embarrassing!
Essentially, what he said.
 
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Old May 7, 2008 | 08:08 PM
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I would just turn around and ask "What did you say?"

Then when they deny saying anything you say "It sounded like your voice.."
and smells like your breath...


That is what I say to my kids all the time...
 
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Old May 7, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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lol. Thanks for the rep points guys I already hit my quota for the month (lol its only 2 I havent been able to get more than 2 a month yet).
 
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Old May 8, 2008 | 01:27 AM
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If it's in a group of people I know, I will usually yell something...."Fire in the hole!" or "Incomming!" or whatever pops into mind...

If it's in a group of strangers, then I try to hold it in if I'm inside, but if I'm outside, I'll let her rip (silently) and act like nothing happened...
 
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Old May 8, 2008 | 10:50 AM
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blame it on everyone else because my farts don't stink
 
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Old May 8, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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And some think their doo doo is made of ice cream.....

 
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