DANGER
I DRIVE LIKE YOU DO.

 

I saw a Calvin pssn on a Ford sticker on a Mercury one time...thought that was pretty friggin funny.

Also I've always liked "I miss my ex wife...but my aim is improving"

"missing your cat? check under my tires"

 

Nice, if the wife see this, she will want one. lol

 

THAT is the one!!! He he!!

 

Si senior Donde esta le quarto de bano?

 

I put one on my dads pickup when we lived it Oregon that said
"I LOVE SPOTTED OWLS fried - they taste like chicken"

My other favorite is
"I swerve for small animals - they're more challenging to hit!"

 

I saw this on a VW bus " I beat up a bunch of Hippies and all I got was this stupid bus..."

One that Maevans made for me says "I fight for America, so I buy American. Who are you fighting for"

I also want to make one that says "If I hear your rap, you'll hear my gun" but that might be too violent...

And lastly from the Sgt Grit website (for us gyrenes) "My Marine can beat up your honor student"

 

on a dump truck: 'HUMP 'EM and DUMP 'EM'

 

I didn't get that one either until I saw the picture. Still took me a second after that too lol.

 

One i seen not to long ago, "go ahead, hit me, i sue."

 

I've always wondered why there is a "O" in country...???

 

On a VW a motor was towing it said
"I GO WHERE I'M TOWED TO"

 

OOPS A motor home towing a VW

 

A few of the best ones I've seen:

Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy!

The second, I wish I had the picture on my computer, but saw it on my honeymoon when site seeing at Mt. Rushmore. It was on the back of a small Geo Tracker that said "Be patient! I'm pushing a big motorhome!"
I just thought it was hilairous and had to get a picture. The wife didn't see as much humor in it as I did.

 

Farmboy- I have a website saved that has a t-shirt for sale that says "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms ... Who's bringing the chips?"