Why did you have to do that? (Move the thread?) Yes, he was wearing a kilt. One of the bar owners here is Scottish and he always has him play on St. Patty's day, don't know why. Didn't see any gals trying to look up his skirt like last year, though! He's very good, been playing since he was 8 and is in his early 20's now, I think. We don't have an open container law here anymore so you can walk with your drink from bar to bar if you want. There's about a half dozen downtown who participate in the pub crawls, the proceeds are going to the Boys & Girls club this year.

 

Morning Nevada,
Tom & Michelle & Bruce and the rest of you lurkers.

 

 

Morning Tom, Bruce and the rest on our NV peeps

 

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over
10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blond. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

 

Top o' the mornin' to ya!

 

Morning Bruce, Tom and the rest of NV peeps

Tom you on vacation

 

Morning Nevada.

 

Morning, Phil, George.!

George, Yeah I guess you could call it that !! Its coming to an end soon though.

 

Sorry what's up that I missed

 

Well..Let put it this way:

Skill saw____ 1

Tom________0

 

Owww!

 

You mean it's back to work time?
Well, everything has to end sometime.

 

Morning Tom

 

Good Morning NV