So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Raptor. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see something that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?

 

Shoot easy question. Change out all three problems. hahahaha

 

haha nice one

 

I would sic the raptor on him.

 

this is a ford truck website couldn't you have at least used a ford truck for this age old joke?

 

....must be too cold to go outside, eh?


I normally don't read these, but, you got me.

 

Just the sprocket. The same answer every time someone poses this question.

 

So what did you do about your wife? lol

 

Quoted For Truth.

 

That's good. Didn't expect that.

 

I'd say you were a dang fool for getting married in the first place.

 

Be like Carrie Underwood
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires... or just beat the hell out of the guy.

You can always fix a car but, scars will always be there to remind him of what he did.

Just something to think about.

 

Quoted for Justice.

Now, distortedcloud, go stand in the corner.