FIRST DEGREE
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a
moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and
hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know... some woman
wanting to know if the coast is clear.'


SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One
notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She
opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks
familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says,
'You dummy, it's me!'


THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a
redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take
out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes
the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'


FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead ask me ... I know 'em all.'


A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of
Wisconsin?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy ... it is
W.'


FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he
told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'


SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if
she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally,
said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed the Delaware.'


SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police
at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call
on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to
respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his
dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porc h, shuddered at the sight of
the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her
hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call
the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

OKAY, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ELSE YOU THINK
NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY

 

/\/\ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!!!!!

 

Tough Monday for this blonde democrat!

 

Bush and Cheney Lunch

Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"

She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."

 

/\/\/\ WOW!!!!!!!!!!! great entertainment

 

lol...did I hear that first as, "A blond and a brunette are at a ...?"

 

Hello Guys whats up? I hear we are gonna get some snow.

 

Hey Tony...you can take the snow and shove it up your a...OOPS...I can't say that here... ...this is a family oriented site!!!

How you doing today???

 

SNOW oh no not again, and again, and again

 

Congrats on your 11900th post George

 

Hi Tony,,,,

 

Thanks Phil, I was beginning to think nobody cared any more. lol

 

Sure you can Ken, except it would look like this, ".......shove it up your ***......

 

Thanks for the advice George...you should write a book!!!


Congrats on 119hoho posts...you're truly an inspiration to those of us who have no life whatsoever!!!

 

Yeah I know some of us don't want it....But its coming anyway. I'm in the 11-15 range. Oh well I got a good plow truck (FORD)