Merry Christmas and a Happy NewYear to all.
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Merry Christmas and a Happy NewYear to all.
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12-20-2007, 09:13 AM
Originally Posted by Red Ford Truck
I would just like to wish all the nice folks in the Ontario Chapter a Merry Bronco Christmas and Happy F150 NewYear.
Cheers,Rick.
Cheers,Rick.
Thanks Rick, I'll even forgive the Bronco Christmas thing, hopefully things will "Pick up" for you in the new year!
As my gift to everyone I offer the Bob Rivers lyrics to Rusty Chevrolet (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to the IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
(Chorus music)
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to ShopCo to pick up the layaway,
Because Santa Claus is comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh! Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent...(fade out)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Frank
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