Delaware's Most Frivolous Posts (old split).........
#109
Originally Posted by toadx8u
4" from the turbo back no mufflers....goes up into 5" pipe in the bed and 5" turn out stacks....it sounds insanely mean...
#113
Skydiving blind
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
#114
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
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howdy all. it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, ain't it??
oh and Sean??
as i am a person that at one time jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, i must tell you.
that was hilarious!!
oh and Sean??
as i am a person that at one time jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, i must tell you.
that was hilarious!!
Last edited by tjc transport; 11-02-2007 at 06:40 AM.
#115
Originally Posted by toadx8u
good moring phill you seem to be the earliest to rise everyday...well im off to work ttyl
hahaha I'm up at 4:00 am every day!
I didn't even post until 5:00,,,,mmm must be slipping....lol
#116
Originally Posted by tjc transport
howdy all. it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, ain't it??
oh and Sean??
as i am a person that at one time jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, i must tell you.
that was hilarious!!
oh and Sean??
as i am a person that at one time jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, i must tell you.
that was hilarious!!
Coool Gotta have fun right Tom...LOL Phil how was your week??
#117
Here's a little quote I copied off of the main FTE site, for all you Diesel Dans........ "Though I Walk Through The Valley Of Rice, I Shall Fear No Turbo, For Torque Art With Me. . . "