man im startin to get tired here....

 

Move to the B/S thread..

 

Ok anyone awake and good morning to all

 

Only a person in Lower Slower Delaware could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Felton, DE after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the State Police Barracks. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

 

Now that is messed up LOL

 

I will be back on in a few hours and happy to say that I have heat again....Damn Mice where living in the fan and that is why the fan would not work......

 

ka-split

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Hey Fred how is life treating you??? Good to see you here??

 

Its treating me well!!!

And yourself Sean?

 

Not bad at all Fred could be a little more busy but we are working on some heavy hitter contracts that has me a little nervous...LOL And I have my heat back on in my house witch is all good...

And I am looking at new trucks

 

Somehow Fred it is just not the same when you split hairs, errr threads. lol

 

hey Sean, are you looking for a 70's fire truck to redo, or just a 70's truck?

i have decided to part with the 78 and 79 F250's

 

Hey Sean could you stop using that gay red type, it attracting the wrong kind of attention to the DE chapter. four one to go

 

What the Hell....LOL

 

What are those F-250 and 350's