I live in a moble home park in the woods, one thin that i love is i can pee right off my front porch. but lately my girlfreind/wife has been telling me i can't.

So I say its a man's porch I can **** of it!

 

Ever think of a new girlfriend/wife??? She (they?) are just jealous...when she (they?) try to do it...it makes a mess!!!

 

I do....I prefer it to pissing inside......

Also....We've been in the midst of the drought and have been advised on what to do about conserving water (including the mandatory stuff already implemented), INCLUDING not flushing the john every time it's used.....Hell, I think I'm being a patriotic, concerned citizen by pissing off of the front porch!......

 

Yes I can, but I don't since I don't want to scare the neighbors!

 

Not the front porch, But I love a good wiz from the deck. Or in the backyard a couple times lastnight when we had a bon fire going.

 

ubereal2 what are you doing today?

 

I can, sometimes my neighbors wave at me

 

I pee out in my front yard all the time and I live in the middle of town....my wife told me I should stop since someone moved into the house next door. I say I was peeing out there before they were here and if they are looking that hard they have other problems LOL.

 

Y'all ain't right...

 

yup... aint that what the front porch is fer??

 

eek! You guys are crazy...

 

what are you guys to shy to do it out side in North Dakota?

 

Nothing but class in the Missouri chapter!

 

Of all people I though you would be all for a pissing contest.

 

No, he's just embarrassed cause he sits down...