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Hey that works...as long as as he rolls up the hood and past the windshield....you're in there!
Hmmm, I've made deer jerky...rabbit jerky...beef jerky....bear jerky....buffalo jerky...(notice the b's....we subsititue the deer for bambi, and the rabbit for bunny...LMAO!) I wonder what camel would taste like.
Last Saturday night the wife and I went out to a friends house. We decided to take her car and leave the F250 home because there were a lot of deer out. We didn't want to damage the truck. It was a good idea because we hit a deer on the way home at 11:00pm. I was doing 55mph but was able to slow down to 25mph before impact. $1000 damage to her Hyundai Elentra.
Hit a deer about four weeks ago - 2006 F350 CC - deer managed to get back off of the road, but I could smell "dead deer" a few days after that.
Hit him at about 50 mph - saw him coming, so swerved a bit. Caught him on the driver's side bumper. It pushed (bent) the corner of the bumper in close to an inch - other than that, no damage. Was like hitting a snow bank.
Every, please give generously to the "Msgt. Joe Exotic B Road Kill Jerky" charity. Send your excess, unused or unwanted "B" roadkill now.
We're looking for:
Bullwinkle J Moose
Buffalo
Bear
Buzzard
Barely edible
Beefalo
Bambi
Bunny
Big Elk
Bigger Caribou
Barren Desert Camel
Big **** Elephant
Bummer, You Hit a Hippo
Bird Brained Ostrich
Black Bass (for you extreme 4 wheelers)
Banded Coon
Bird....could have been a pheasant?
Proceeds from the "Msgt. Joe Exotic "B" Road Kill Jerky" charity will go to the care and feeding of Msgt Joe and his truck.