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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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Well....now that you mention it....I noticed my front bumper....the chrome was looking alligatored under the clear coat....NOT ANY MORE!!!!

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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 12:59 PM
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camels

OK, after reading this thread, all I can say is that all you folks in the big US of A get all exited about hitting a dear...

Iv'e seen a few CAMEL hits... not pretty.

at a hight of over 11-12 ft. and weight over 1600 pounds... now THAT's meat.
not a woosy little dear....





on second thought, with a superduty you will hit his legs and fold him up and over right into the truck bed...

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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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Hey that works...as long as as he rolls up the hood and past the windshield....you're in there!

Hmmm, I've made deer jerky...rabbit jerky...beef jerky....bear jerky....buffalo jerky...(notice the b's....we subsititue the deer for bambi, and the rabbit for bunny...LMAO!) I wonder what camel would taste like.

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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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...I betcha it tastes like Chicken!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 01:35 PM
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Yea...also ask the members up in Alaska what a moose strike looks like....it is not pretty.
 
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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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Watch out next they'll be using IED'S. rugerman
 
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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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Moose and Elk!!! Bet that jerky would be tasty....but wait a minute...they don't begin with a B...bummer!

LMAO

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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 02:39 PM
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Well, there is Bullwinkle Moose.
 
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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 09:06 PM
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ALRIGHT Stu!!! Leave it to another Senior NCO to come up with the answer! Now I just need some Bullwinkle to try out!

LOL!
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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 11:20 PM
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Yea...also ask the members up in Alaska what a moose strike looks like....it is not pretty.
ALASKA ? How about Washington Idaho Montana.....
 
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Old Nov 3, 2007 | 06:25 AM
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Last Saturday night the wife and I went out to a friends house. We decided to take her car and leave the F250 home because there were a lot of deer out. We didn't want to damage the truck. It was a good idea because we hit a deer on the way home at 11:00pm. I was doing 55mph but was able to slow down to 25mph before impact. $1000 damage to her Hyundai Elentra.
 
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Old Nov 3, 2007 | 06:46 AM
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Washington....do you need an entry permit to get there like we have here in West BY-GOD Virginia? LOL!

It's FINALLY getting to be fall here. Just got our first frost of the season...'bout time we killed off those pesky insects!

Joe

PS, If you do whack a Bullwinkle, send me a piece!
 
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Old Nov 3, 2007 | 06:59 AM
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Hit a deer about four weeks ago - 2006 F350 CC - deer managed to get back off of the road, but I could smell "dead deer" a few days after that.

Hit him at about 50 mph - saw him coming, so swerved a bit. Caught him on the driver's side bumper. It pushed (bent) the corner of the bumper in close to an inch - other than that, no damage. Was like hitting a snow bank.
 
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Old Nov 3, 2007 | 07:17 AM
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OK, now we have a mission.

Every, please give generously to the "Msgt. Joe Exotic B Road Kill Jerky" charity. Send your excess, unused or unwanted "B" roadkill now.

We're looking for:
Bullwinkle J Moose
Buffalo
Bear
Buzzard
Barely edible
Beefalo
Bambi
Bunny
Big Elk
Bigger Caribou
Barren Desert Camel
Big **** Elephant
Bummer, You Hit a Hippo
Bird Brained Ostrich
Black Bass (for you extreme 4 wheelers)
Banded Coon
Bird....could have been a pheasant?


Proceeds from the "Msgt. Joe Exotic "B" Road Kill Jerky" charity will go to the care and feeding of Msgt Joe and his truck.

Send your road kill now!
 

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Old Nov 3, 2007 | 07:37 AM
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Proceeds from the "Msgt. Joe Exotic "B" Road Kill Jerky" charity will go to the care and feeding of Msgt Joe and his truck.

Send your road kill now!

Ok, So can I get an Address now? I got some "Banded Coon" To FedEx his way.
 
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