This is funny, I don't care who ya are!!
#332
05-07-2018, 10:01 AM
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#337
05-10-2018, 07:18 AM
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Bees come in all forms.
There are Bumble Bees, Killer Bees, Honey Bees, etc.. etc.. and each of them serve their own special purpose. The Honey Bee colonies work really hard their whole lives and never really get a day off. They expel a lot of energy and get nothing in return, because when they produce something, humans come and take it without even such a thing as a thank you. As it plays out, the human depend deeply on the work of the Bees to pollinate the flowers and other plants, to give plants the opportunity to reproduce.
There all kinds of Bees, but my favorite kind of Bees are the Boo Bees.
There are Bumble Bees, Killer Bees, Honey Bees, etc.. etc.. and each of them serve their own special purpose. The Honey Bee colonies work really hard their whole lives and never really get a day off. They expel a lot of energy and get nothing in return, because when they produce something, humans come and take it without even such a thing as a thank you. As it plays out, the human depend deeply on the work of the Bees to pollinate the flowers and other plants, to give plants the opportunity to reproduce.
There all kinds of Bees, but my favorite kind of Bees are the Boo Bees.
#338
05-13-2018, 07:12 PM
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Bees come in all forms.
There are Bumble Bees, Killer Bees, Honey Bees, etc.. etc.. and each of them serve their own special purpose. The Honey Bee colonies work really hard their whole lives and never really get a day off. They expel a lot of energy and get nothing in return, because when they produce something, humans come and take it without even such a thing as a thank you. As it plays out, the human depend deeply on the work of the Bees to pollinate the flowers and other plants, to give plants the opportunity to reproduce.
There all kinds of Bees, but my favorite kind of Bees are the Boo Bees.
There are Bumble Bees, Killer Bees, Honey Bees, etc.. etc.. and each of them serve their own special purpose. The Honey Bee colonies work really hard their whole lives and never really get a day off. They expel a lot of energy and get nothing in return, because when they produce something, humans come and take it without even such a thing as a thank you. As it plays out, the human depend deeply on the work of the Bees to pollinate the flowers and other plants, to give plants the opportunity to reproduce.
There all kinds of Bees, but my favorite kind of Bees are the Boo Bees.
Who am I kidding? Its Actually AR Bees.. We have the Meats!!!!
Or Apple Bees...
#339
05-14-2018, 11:39 AM
#340
05-28-2018, 08:34 PM
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A man is swimming, he has no legs or arms. What is his name?
Bob.
A man is laying on a front porch, he has no legs or arms, what is his name?
Matt
A man is sitting on a shelf on the wall, he has no arms or legs, what is his name?
Art
A man falls in a hole, he has no arms or legs, what is his name?
Phil
Bob.
A man is laying on a front porch, he has no legs or arms, what is his name?
Matt
A man is sitting on a shelf on the wall, he has no arms or legs, what is his name?
Art
A man falls in a hole, he has no arms or legs, what is his name?
Phil
#341
06-05-2018, 02:15 PM
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#342
06-05-2018, 02:19 PM
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Two guys were out deer hunting.
One looks through the scope and says " I can see your house from here"
Then a moment of silence
Then he says "I can see your wife has a visitor, and that she may be cheating on you"
The other fellow says" If you can, get two clean shots. Shoot him in the privates, and her in the head"
Another moment of silence
"Well, Well, it looks like I can get that all in one shot!!!"
One looks through the scope and says " I can see your house from here"
Then a moment of silence
Then he says "I can see your wife has a visitor, and that she may be cheating on you"
The other fellow says" If you can, get two clean shots. Shoot him in the privates, and her in the head"
Another moment of silence
"Well, Well, it looks like I can get that all in one shot!!!"
#344
06-18-2018, 05:08 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (You're gonna love this.)The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)