...or when somebody rips one: "Speak on, sweet lips that never told a lie!"

 

"Don't Do Stupid Stuff" DDSS.

 

I have a few that I like to use on occasion. "That really yanks my crank.", "I do not understand all that I know.", "I am befused and confuddled.",

 

If you ain't Smokin' You ain't Strokin'

Real trucks have Glowplugs

I like my women like i like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends... (like the song, Thank you Mr. Carrington)

 

He's more screwed up than a wooden watch.

That guy working on the truck is like a monkey doing a football.

 

I got 1,,,,,
"GOOD MORNING YOUNG LADY!!! You should of seen the look I got from the 91 yr.old lady who plays the piano in Church Service to whom I've known since I was born. She's now 94! She quickly told me to clean my glasses! But then she told me a compliment,,,, "YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER,,, ALWAYS MAKING LADIES SMILE!" She gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug. She left her lipstick on my cheek, Did not know it until time to take up the offering, When the Pastor saw it and asked, RAY??? Who's The Lady??? Needles to say,,, There she was on the piano bench turning red as a fire truck! A few ladies of the Church found out who gave it to me,,,,, 1 of whom sang the song, "OLDER WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVERS!" I did not tell who gave it to me, I was brought up to be a gentleman!

 

Ever hear the song Older Women by Rodney Carrington? Look up the lyrics

 

"Real haulers dont need ball's"

 

Keep the quotes clean, folks.

 

Even a fish wouldn't get in trouble if he kept his mouth shut

real trucks rattle

I had a handle on reality but it broke.

 

I'M not afraid of the dark....... I'm arfaid of whats IN the dark!!!!

 

"When in doubt-Punch it out!".

 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

 

Now its time for afro enginering.

 

Trying to explain something to someone ... "Are you picking up what I'm putting down?".