IRS -- We've got what it takes, to take what you got.

 

"You're in California now. SPEAK SPANISH!"

 

SHAVE the Whales!

 

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

 

over here in the uk i've seen on the back of big trucks, Your skid stops here

 

"Only users lose drugs"

 

If you can read this, I need a new car.

 

The clean ones anyway:


I got your Jeep thing...Now it burns when I pee
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My imaginary friend says you have issues
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Don't Californicate Colorado (note: Too late!)
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot
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Jeep recovery vehicle (On a Ford)
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If I were to give a crap, you'd be the first person I give it to
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HERE FISHY-FISHY (My personal fav)

 

On windshield of Super Duty "The Rock Puller"

 

"My girl can't wrestle but you oughta see her box"
"In search of the eternal buzz"

 

"Thank God I'm an Atheist!"

 

Haven't seen one but I want it;

"CAUTION - MAY CONTAIN NUTS!"