Tool box with breaker bar and socket to fit lug nuts, Extra fan belt, spark plug wire, U joint(for a ranger that i dont have anymore) couple of screwdrivers, few other tools.
Spare tire
Stock jack
2 Blankets
2 rolls of paper towels
Fire extinguisher
2 MREs
Pistol cleaning kit
Box of .40S&W FMJ
First Aid Kit
Duct tape
Towing hitches
bungee cords
ratchet straps
Multi tool knife
1qt of oil
1gal 50/50 Antifreeze
1 gal washer fluid.
Hand held GPS w/ car charger
Tire plug/patch kit
Mothers interior detailer and a bottle of fabreez
Flashlight
safty glasses
coveralls
two fishing poles
small tackle box.
Sharpie

 

Lets see what is my Ol' girl. Well lets start out with my emergancy stuff!
Code 3 LP6000 Fullsize light bar on top
Federal Signal Q siren under the hood
Code 3 Dash light
Code 3 V Con siren
2 Federal Signal 100w Dynomax speakers
My first in bag (which is the bag you have on a medic with all the medical supplies)
set of belts
extra spark plug wires and coil wire
my tool box
porpane torch
lighter
sunglasses/safety glasses
fuses
U Joint
Can of grizzly dip
fire department radio

 

i keep enough tools in the back to fill 2 tool boxes
jumper cables
rags
lucas tranny fluid
oil
test light
funnel
spare tire/ jack exc
carharts
gloves
hand warmers (from hunting season haha)
drill
all kinds of random electrical stuff (butt connectors, wire, exc)

Ive got my cb in there too and always have my phone

 

Well my emergency kit includes: Pocket knife, gas, lighter. And to protect myself on the west sides of towns: a tire checker stick. I can't carry a pistol legally yet, so I just claim the tire checker is a tire checker.

 

I carry a "self defense" flash light. Its annodized aluminium, kinda heavy with sharp notches machined all around the edge of both ends. I think it would be pretty effective, but thankfully i have not had to use it yet.

 

@ 1994diesel, I haven't had to use mine, but might have to this year in the school parking lot.( c/o '13) Somebody removed my rebel flag and put it in the bed of my truck. Now I hate to ramble on, but 2 rules: 1. don't touch my truck. 2. Don't touch anything attached to my truck. I now have my flag wired with baling wire to the right rear hole in the bed side. I'll teach that SOB not to touch it again. And the same person put a condom on my door handle.

 

hmm, wel in my truck i have,
2 military field med. kits
2 bags of assorted batteries
1 hand held long distance radio
a baseball bat
4 MREs
3 sets of clothes,
and my secret duffel bag

in my camper top, i keep,
2 15-ton frame pulling chains===40 ft of chain
2 tow straps
4 military summer weight sleeping bags,
2 army cots,
a propane stove,
2 propane lanterns,
1 3gallon propane tank,
10 small propane tanks,
alotta assorted food, (ramen, spam, etc)
shovels, axes, and stakes,
75ft of 3000lb cable,
200ft of rope,
1,000,000 candle power flashlight,
an air compressor,
2 spare tires with matching tread,
a shop floor jack,
a slightly illigal to have 2008 issued marine combat medic bag medpack
some plyboard,
and a gas powered generator

 

I would get your rules made into a bumper sticker.... Or just get a sticker that says "DON'T F*** WITH MY TRUCK."

I hope the condom wasn't used... but still, nasty!!!

If you find out who is messing with your truck you can do a number of things to their car to seek revenge.... A hypodermic needle makes a nice undetectable slow leak in a tire. Brake fluid in a squirt bottle or gun( takes the paint of)... lol I really don't condone any of this though unless its some dirtbag cheating on your mother or something like that.

 

I don't encourage eggs, but I'm pretty sure Mercedes didn't use good enough paint on a '96 car. whahahaa!!!! The condom wasn't used, but I was pissed. It was one of the spermicide lubed ones. I didn't know if that stuff would eat paint or not, but thank the Lord it didn't. I know it was either a certain student or the principal. Non of the teachers would have done it. and the needle trick is begging me looking into it further. I was also thinking of saran wrap and ivory soap.

 

Saran wrapping is classic but it probably one of the easiest pranks to "undo". Ive seen people get that stuff off of their cars and drive away within seconds. Mustard is a fun thing to squirt on a car in the hot sun.

 

Thats a good list right there... I think you forgot to list you tools... surely with a list like that you cary tools.

 

Or catch it unlocked and put a snake or skunk in it... also vaseline on the door handles, jack it up, take off the tires, put wood blocks under the drums/rotors...

 

if you wanna be dirty, hehe, lock the doors if theyre unlocked and superglue the door key hole!!!! ooorrr..that might be a bit much...but still...haha

 

not bad... not bad. I think I will start a new thread of all the pranks people can come up with...

 

some things i can think of off the top of my head.. (in my tool box)
- first aid kit
- paper towels/toilet paper
- 4 cell maglite
- 1 million candle power spotlight with cigarette port charger
- 20 ton bottle jack
- windex
- extra light bulbs for the truck
- 30 foot tow strap
- 30 foot transport 70 chain
- 4 ratchet straps
- 4 non ratchet straps
- a few pairs of work gloves
- tire air gauge
- a few knives
- a very sharp hatchet
- safety glasses
- change of clothes
- some towels
- duct tape
- bunch of 12" zip ties
- a couple 4' zip ties
- quart of 5w-20
- bottle of windshield washer fluid
- one of those little air compressors you can run off your cigarette lighter port.. havent tried it and not really sure if it will pump up a 265/75
- sunglasses
- leatherman tool
- GPS
- map books of CT, MA, NH, VT
- pen/pencil
- a few cargo nets, a small tarp

i guess it all adds up, i didnt think i had that much stuff