Redneck Roll Call
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From: Katy, Texas
Redneck Roll Call
If your a redneck cowboy or jus plain ol outlaw southerner give a RUFF N ROWDY YEE HAWW!!! for the REDNECK ROLL CALL!!!!
Qualifications: 1.Must either wear wranglers, boots, and some kind of fishin t shirt to school
2. Must drive a truck, has to be loud to, oh and if its under a 1/2 ton dnt even bother.
3.Must enjoy fishin, huntin, and all other kinds of sports that involved furry lil critters and the good ol outdoors.
4.Must own at least ONE gun, ur daisy red ryder dont count!!
5.And you must think that the best dress a girl can wear is her Daisy Dukes, or her TIGHT BUTT JEANS!!!
If at least TWO of those account for you then gime a YEEHAW if not then gimme a good ol IMA YANKEE HER HER HER!!!
SORRY ITS 2 in the mornin on a school nite and im bored outta my mind!!!! Dont go to judgin me now lol jus tryin to livin things up in here n by the way YEEEE HAWWW!!!!!!!
Qualifications: 1.Must either wear wranglers, boots, and some kind of fishin t shirt to school
2. Must drive a truck, has to be loud to, oh and if its under a 1/2 ton dnt even bother.
3.Must enjoy fishin, huntin, and all other kinds of sports that involved furry lil critters and the good ol outdoors.
4.Must own at least ONE gun, ur daisy red ryder dont count!!
5.And you must think that the best dress a girl can wear is her Daisy Dukes, or her TIGHT BUTT JEANS!!!
If at least TWO of those account for you then gime a YEEHAW if not then gimme a good ol IMA YANKEE HER HER HER!!!
SORRY ITS 2 in the mornin on a school nite and im bored outta my mind!!!! Dont go to judgin me now lol jus tryin to livin things up in here n by the way YEEEE HAWWW!!!!!!!
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Ok ima change the rules, its gotta be 3 things and im adding one mored with a good ol jeff foxworthy twist. I MADE IT UP THOUGH ... 6.If you think your best dress pants are your wranglers that DONT have a Skoal ring in em you mght be a redneck!
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From: Right Behind You
I always wear Wranglers or 20X jeans, cowboy boots, a western style button up shirt, and a cowboy hat. I drive an F-250 PSD straight piped. I don't have the patience to hunt or fish (but I do like shootin stuff). I own several guns,and a girl looks the best in Wranglers!!! I don't consider myself a redneck though, I think of a redneck as someone who likes to show out-loug flashy things, and usually no class at all. I would consider myself as country, cowboy, or hick.
I know everyone thinks of redneck in a different way, that's just the way I see it.
Tim
I know everyone thinks of redneck in a different way, that's just the way I see it.
Tim
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From: charlotte, nc
i reckon ive been beat to being first, but im still here.
I wear boots everyday, even though people cant figure out why.
Ive got a 80 F250, 2.5 inch glasspack on a 351... it makes some noise.
Remington 870 Express Magnum 12 Ga, Winchester model 190 .22
What a girl wears doesnt matter to me, i like em just about any way i can get em!!!!
YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!!!!
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I wear boots everyday, even though people cant figure out why.
Ive got a 80 F250, 2.5 inch glasspack on a 351... it makes some noise.
Remington 870 Express Magnum 12 Ga, Winchester model 190 .22
What a girl wears doesnt matter to me, i like em just about any way i can get em!!!!
YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!!!!
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I'm about the only guy in San Jose, CA that wears camo hats, owns a couple guns, and drives a big truck. I feel so out of place in California. I just love the looks I get when I blast some country music in my truck in the middle of the city!
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yehaw, how many of you can trace back relatives that died for the south in the cival war? that sould be my invite into the club right there.
got my first gun Ruger 10-22 at age nine, skiped the beebee gun and went straight to the 22, got my second gun, Remington model 870 express magnum at age 11 when i started deer hunting with dad, iowa second season in late december.
i dont own a tractor but the straight piped 300 in my 82 f100 sounds like one, also have true duals with thrush magnum glasspacks behind the 302 in my 96 f150. although they are both half tons their both loud.
last but not least how many of you can say you've got a story behind why your nickname is jimbo beam.
got my first gun Ruger 10-22 at age nine, skiped the beebee gun and went straight to the 22, got my second gun, Remington model 870 express magnum at age 11 when i started deer hunting with dad, iowa second season in late december.
i dont own a tractor but the straight piped 300 in my 82 f100 sounds like one, also have true duals with thrush magnum glasspacks behind the 302 in my 96 f150. although they are both half tons their both loud.
last but not least how many of you can say you've got a story behind why your nickname is jimbo beam.
Last edited by Beast12; Mar 7, 2006 at 08:40 PM. Reason: removed "gotta love the daisy dukes on chicks, but for me the best thing a chick can wear is nothing, well ok maybe a gstring gotta have something to shove them dollars into."
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From: Joppa, Maryland
I guess i'm a 'yank'
But i'm the closest thing to it where i live.
Drive a big Ferd and i wear my boots and my Ford racing hat and NASCAR shirt. haha
And i listen to old country really loud.
But i'm the closest thing to it where i live.
Drive a big Ferd and i wear my boots and my Ford racing hat and NASCAR shirt. haha
And i listen to old country really loud.
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From: BC, Canada
Well I guess I'm the first Canadian Redneck to join this here party.
I wear work boots most days my best pair of pants are my Carhartt work pants (I wear duck bib overalls most of the time). I own a .22 thats over a hundred years old (no lie), a .30-30 with a broken stock because my Grand"pops" used like a club on a deer, a .308, and a 12 gauge pump action. And a PSE compound bow, I killed my first grouse at the tender age of 4 and have slaughtered something with every gun I own. I drove an 89' F-150 that was sittin' on 35's until I wrecked offroading, I had a 96' until it was T-boned by a retard and I'm currently lookin' for something else it will be Ford. So...
Yeee....Haw!
I wear work boots most days my best pair of pants are my Carhartt work pants (I wear duck bib overalls most of the time). I own a .22 thats over a hundred years old (no lie), a .30-30 with a broken stock because my Grand"pops" used like a club on a deer, a .308, and a 12 gauge pump action. And a PSE compound bow, I killed my first grouse at the tender age of 4 and have slaughtered something with every gun I own. I drove an 89' F-150 that was sittin' on 35's until I wrecked offroading, I had a 96' until it was T-boned by a retard and I'm currently lookin' for something else it will be Ford. So...
Yeee....Haw!
Last edited by Beast12; Mar 7, 2006 at 08:41 PM.
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Originally Posted by jimbo beam
yehaw, how many of you can trace back relatives that died for the south in the cival war? that sould be my invite into the club right there.
got my first gun Ruger 10-22 at age nine, skiped the beebee gun and went straight to the 22, got my second gun, Remington model 870 express magnum at age 11 when i started deer hunting with dad, iowa second season in late december.
i dont own a tractor but the straight piped 300 in my 82 f100 sounds like one, also have true duals with thrush magnum glasspacks behind the 302 in my 96 f150. although they are both half tons their both loud.
last but not least how many of you can say you've got a story behind why your nickname is jimbo beam.
got my first gun Ruger 10-22 at age nine, skiped the beebee gun and went straight to the 22, got my second gun, Remington model 870 express magnum at age 11 when i started deer hunting with dad, iowa second season in late december.
i dont own a tractor but the straight piped 300 in my 82 f100 sounds like one, also have true duals with thrush magnum glasspacks behind the 302 in my 96 f150. although they are both half tons their both loud.
last but not least how many of you can say you've got a story behind why your nickname is jimbo beam.
first gun remington 870 express mag synthetic, which i changed out for a top folding stock, and it is hangin over my bed and under my big ol rebel flag.
jeans every day, boots no matter what im wearing and no fishin shirt but i got 1 with a big ol rebel flag on the back and has general lee (person not the car) and says respect was earnd not given.
my truck is plenty loud right now, no point in the radio
fishin, cant get enough, huntin aint had a chance to go i just moved to huntin country, but i have shot a furry cirtters with a tater gun if that counts like squrril and deer
own 3 guns and there are like 15 in the house if not more, first thing i shot was a .308 when i was about 6 then a 30-06 when i was 7 then we finally got a 22 but i dont really use that i like my ak (wasr-10, romanian copy)
and about the girls in jeans
i dont really dip so i dont gotta worry about the skoal ring but i do try to find the pants with the least grease on em and my cleanest white t-shirt.
so......
YEHAWWWW
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YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWW
I'm a redneck and PROUD of IT
I drive an 86 f-150 302 with headers and dual glasspacks, it has 31in swampers.
I've worn jeans and boots to school forever
I love to hunt and fish and anyother outdoor activity
I'm a redneck and PROUD of IT
I drive an 86 f-150 302 with headers and dual glasspacks, it has 31in swampers.
I've worn jeans and boots to school forever
I love to hunt and fish and anyother outdoor activity
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From: waterbury
i am a yanky red neck i wear work boots every day and i think there the most comfortable thing hahaha, i drive a 96 f250 psd with stacks of course straight piped,and yea that skoal ring does a number on my pantsnd what better that a girl with tight jeans on or a pair of daisies. i can think of one hahaha o yea i gotta be out doors all the time
