Top 10 Things A NASCAR Driver Should'nt Say To A Cop
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Top 10 Things A NASCAR Driver Should'nt Say To A Cop
Given Kurt Busch's recent trouble with the law in Arizona, I think these tips might come in handy for the next time a NASCAR driver finds themselves being asked to step out of the car and walk a straight line:
10: "Boy, you're lucky you caught me! I had a heckuva run coming outta Turn 4 there!"
9: "So, you want a free hat? I'll even autograph it if we can forget this whole mess."
8: "You can't bust me in that car! It's got illegal shocks on it! I'm calling Mike Helton and having it impounded."
7: "I had the same thing happen to me in Talladega back in the spring. Boy, I made that cop look like stupid when I dropped the hammer on him!"
6: "I was speeding? Well, shoot... I forgot that this car was still in 'race trim'."
5: "Hey, where'd you get that uniform? 'Rent-a-Cop' used to be one of my sponsors... maybe we know the same people."
4: "Do you know who I am? No? Well, do you know who Jeff Gordon is? I do the same thing he does!" (Warning! Use this only with EXTREME caution!)
3: "Hey, man, I was just on my way to a mud-wrestling match between Miss Winston and a Hooters Girl... you wanna come with?"
2: "Why, yes, that is my 'all-access' hard card I gave you with my driver's licence... but why don't you hang onto it for me?"
And the number one thing a NASCAR driver should never say to a cop....
1: "Krispy Kreme sucks for a sponsor!"
10: "Boy, you're lucky you caught me! I had a heckuva run coming outta Turn 4 there!"
9: "So, you want a free hat? I'll even autograph it if we can forget this whole mess."
8: "You can't bust me in that car! It's got illegal shocks on it! I'm calling Mike Helton and having it impounded."
7: "I had the same thing happen to me in Talladega back in the spring. Boy, I made that cop look like stupid when I dropped the hammer on him!"
6: "I was speeding? Well, shoot... I forgot that this car was still in 'race trim'."
5: "Hey, where'd you get that uniform? 'Rent-a-Cop' used to be one of my sponsors... maybe we know the same people."
4: "Do you know who I am? No? Well, do you know who Jeff Gordon is? I do the same thing he does!" (Warning! Use this only with EXTREME caution!)
3: "Hey, man, I was just on my way to a mud-wrestling match between Miss Winston and a Hooters Girl... you wanna come with?"
2: "Why, yes, that is my 'all-access' hard card I gave you with my driver's licence... but why don't you hang onto it for me?"
And the number one thing a NASCAR driver should never say to a cop....
1: "Krispy Kreme sucks for a sponsor!"
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