I'm sure the neighbor hood would not be shocked to see one in my front yard with the boat tied off to it, my own oasis
We had stopped drikin when.........
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We have a buncha chicken farmers that keep gators in their lakes and throw the culls to them. After they have some size to them they harvest the gators and process them at the same place deer are processed. We have a lady at work who does this on the weekends.
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Speakin of yardbird, I gotta tell ya this.
I took a part time position at the local grocery that has an old timey meat market.
The meats are kept on beds of ice to look nice n fresh and all.
Meats are thawed out in the mornin and placed on display to sell durin the day, the rest are frozen.
For those that have been here, you'll understand why I did what I did.
The store was closin up and I had finished up cleanin when my neighbor from across the road,( rich snobby folks from other than here) she showed up needin a full yardbird for her party. Bein the gentleman I am, I asked how many would be served, she replied four for supper.
I had one fryer on ice. For some revenge, I scooped some ice into the cavity of the bird to raise it's weight and price.
She has no idea who I am-- I throw the ice bird on the scale and announce four and a half pounds at 87 cents a pound.
She asks for a larger bird so I go into storage and shove more ice in this birds *** knowin I'm gettin even with Ms. Uppity.
I sling the ice laden chicken up on the scale and announce that this bird weighs in at five point eight pounds.
She said " Fine, gimme both of them".
I start workin for a pizza joint Tuesday.
I took a part time position at the local grocery that has an old timey meat market.
The meats are kept on beds of ice to look nice n fresh and all.
Meats are thawed out in the mornin and placed on display to sell durin the day, the rest are frozen.
For those that have been here, you'll understand why I did what I did.
The store was closin up and I had finished up cleanin when my neighbor from across the road,( rich snobby folks from other than here) she showed up needin a full yardbird for her party. Bein the gentleman I am, I asked how many would be served, she replied four for supper.
I had one fryer on ice. For some revenge, I scooped some ice into the cavity of the bird to raise it's weight and price.
She has no idea who I am-- I throw the ice bird on the scale and announce four and a half pounds at 87 cents a pound.
She asks for a larger bird so I go into storage and shove more ice in this birds *** knowin I'm gettin even with Ms. Uppity.
I sling the ice laden chicken up on the scale and announce that this bird weighs in at five point eight pounds.
She said " Fine, gimme both of them".
I start workin for a pizza joint Tuesday.
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Have thought about filling out one of those qouta applications for gator hunting in the past. You had to have a minimum number of people in your party. After asking about fifty people if they would consider going and always get a heck no or an or you crazy I gave up.
