Top 29 lines in Star Wars that can be improved by substituting the word "Pants"

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.Especially one. Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
26. The emperor is coming here?...Yes, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants....
27. These are not the pants your looking for!, you dont need to see his pants...move along.
28. Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers! I want them alive!
29. I have a bad feeling about those pants.

 

I'm not into the star wars thing, but that was funny!!!

 

hmmm, a lot of places where they said 'down', or 'in' is where they plugged in pants... mediocre funny...

Ryan

 

Please help us ObiWan Kenobi,Take off your pants, it's our only hope.

 

Some of those were pretty good.

 

pants Wars!

 

Anybeody ever see "Thumb Wars"?

 

"Very funny Scottie, now beam down my pants"

I never was a Star Trek fan. "First Contact" was pretty good though.

 

I have bad news, the Supreme court just ruled 6 to 3 against the use of marijuana as a medical treatment. Recreational use is verboten also.

 

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Very funny Scottie, now beam down my pants"

I never was a Star Trek fan. "First Contact" was pretty good though.

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We're doing Star Wars ........not Star Trek

 

Ok then: with panties..
Blazing Saddles, "We don't need no stinking panties"
Reeses candy commercial, "You've got your peanut butter in my panties..."
Predator 1, "GET TO THE PANTIES!!, GO!!!, GET TO THE PANTIES"
Braveheart, "They may take our lives, but they will never take our panties"!
The Graduate, "I just want to say one word to you,...panties"
Starwars, "Use the panties, Luke"
Jerry MacGuire, "Show me the panties"
Apocalypse Now, "I love the smell of panties in the morning, it smells like,..victory"
Magnum Force, "A man has got to know his panties"

Hey! this is harder than it looks, I give Cravin full credit now!

 

TOP GUN- "i dont like you because your panties"

 

Strangly enough I related to that one!