Chevy = S**ty
Cavalier = Cadavalier
Malibu = Maliboob
Astro = Asstro
Lumina = 'Luminum (What you drink beer out of)
Tahoe = Ta*****
Avalanche = Crappalanche

Geo
Prisim = Prision
Tracker = Tractor
Metro (That car is such a joke it dont need to be made fun of)

Oldsmobile = Oldslobile (Say: Old-Slow-Bile)

Pontiac = Ponticrap
Aztec = Asstec
Grand Am = Grand Ma

Hundai
Accent = Accident

Honda
Accord = Accordian
Passport = Assport

Ford
Tarus = Torturous
Focus = Fucus
Focus = Slowcus
Mustang = Crustang
Mustang = Rustang
Tempo = Topple
Excursion = Excretion
Explorer = Exploder
Contour = Don't tour
Aspire = Asspire
Aspire = Perspire

Mercury
Mystique = Mistake

Toyota
Corrola = Crustolla
Highlander = HighCentered

Nissan
Pathfinder = GasFinder
Pathfinder = AssFinder

Cadillac = Cadaverlac
Escalade = Escapade


Got any more??

 

Just:

Trans-Am = Trash Can
Camaro = Rustaro
FireBird = Firechicken
Mustang = Cusstang

Dennis

78 F-150 429CJ C6 ,Silver w/Explorer Pkge
641/2 Mustang,Pre-World's Fair Car #8092
64 Fairlane S/C waiting for a 390-4spd.
68-Mustang.Sunlit Gold 80,000 miles

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 17-Nov-01 AT 10:22 AM (EST)]Almost forgot...

Camaro = Crapmaro

Toyota TRD = TuRD

Contour = Cant Tour

:+

 

Super Duty = Stupor Wussy

 

Here's a couple for you:

Chevette = Shove it
Astro = Rastro (The Jetsons)
Taurus = Tortoise
Cadillac = Cataract

Deb

 

HEY!!! I resemble that...
*L*

Before you stomp Metro's, I have one with a 5.0 litre engine in it!
http://www.clubfte.com/users/greywolf/302metro.jpg
-But of course, it's in the BACK....

Incidentally - it runs like a raped ape! And it will be a lot faster when I get through with it...

And My Taurus (1989LX wagon) is awesome for road trips...

But getting back to the topic:

Toyota Corolla = Toilet (paper) Roll

Toyota Celica = Toilet Seat

KIA = (?) Far as I ever heard, stands for "Killed In Action". 'Nuff said...

Nova = (spanish) "NO" means -well, NO. "VA" means "GO". "NO VA" = NO GO... This is why they never sold well south of the border

Tracker = "Cracker"

BMW = Bowel Movement Wasted

Jaguar (except the XKE series) = Scag Car (or JACKED car...)

Tempest = TEMPorary PEST

Lexus = Dislexus

Cadilac = "Cattle Rack"

GMC = Give Me Cash.... (Usually less than 500 bucks)


>=op

 

GMC= Got Mechanic Coming- Garage Man's Companion- the Great Mistake Company

 

Acronym game:

Ford
First On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily

Fiat
Fix It Again Tony

MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Pontiac
Poor Old N***** Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

A Friend in High School had a 46 Dodge. Hunter Green! He called it the "Green Hair Net", a Parody on a Radio Program called the "Green Hornet"